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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Abba Ne Bohat Mara
    Pathan: Yar Kal Abba Ne Bohat Mara.

    2nd Pathan: Kyon?

    1st Pathan: Kuch Nahi,

    Main ne Bas Itna Poocha Tha,

    "Kaminey" Film Dekhne Chalen. :-)


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ki Sana Se Setting Hai
    Pathan Molvi Se: Namaz Sikha Do.

    Molvi: SANA Aati Hai?

    Pathan: Sana Nahi Aati, Uski Choti Sister Hina Aati Hai.

    Meri Us Se Setting Hai. :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Engineering College ki Larkiya
    Sardar: Agar Naryal k Darakht Pe Charh Jaon,
    To Kia Engineering College ki Larkiya Dikhen gi?




    Pathan: Han! Aur Hath Chhor Dega,
    To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayengi. :-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Machar Marny Pe Chutti
    Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Aagaye?

    Pathan: Machar Mara to Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi.

    Maa: Aisa Kyon?

    Pathan: Machar Teacher k Gaal Per Baitha Tha. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Apni Wife k saath
    Pathan Apni Wife k saath full speed mai motor cycle per jaraha tha

    Wife: Mjhe boht dar lag raha hai,kya karun?

    Pathan: Tum bhi meri tarah aankhein Band Karlo ;-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to
    Pathan To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya hai Chai to Bana Do.

    Wife: Main Nahi Bana Rahi.

    Pathan: Bana De, Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga. :-)


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Bohat Sardi Hoti Hai
    Sardar: Pata Hai Hamary Gaoon me Itni Sardi Parti Hai,
    K Bhensain Jama hua dodh deti Hain.

    Pathan: Hamary Gaaon Mai Is se B Ziada Sardi Parti Hai.

    Ek dafa Mai Raat Ko So Raha Tha k Meri Aankh Khuli.
    Maine Apni Charpai k Nechy Dekha.
    Wahan Ek Ajeeb C Cheez Thi.
    Maine Usay Aag Pe Garam Kya to Awaz Aai.

    POOOON... :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Bohat Khush Tha
    1 Pathan Pilot Jahaz Land Karne Per Bohat Khush Hua:

    Neeche Staff Ne Usey Hatho Hath Dhar Lia Aur Airman Uski Wardi Utarne Main Help Karne Laga.

    Pathan Fakhar Se: Aaj Maine India K 2 Jahaz,
    1 Aabdoz ko Mara Hai.

    Airman: Lekin Sir G Aapne 1 Ghalti Kardi

    Pathan: Wo kia?

    Airman: Bus Aap Ghalti Se India Land Kar Gaye Hain. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Kaddi Naa Wi Liya Kar Mama
    Pathan India Gaya Wahan Barish Ho Rahi Thi:

    Wo Mandir Mai Ja Kar Bhagwan Ko Bahir Phaink Kar Bola,

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    "Kaddi Naa Wi Liya Kar Maama" :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Underwear Ghar Pe Tha
    Ek Pathan Ne Naya Underwear Liya:

    Din Bhar Puray Gaaon Ko Dhoti Utha Utha Kar Dikhata Raha.

    Sham ko Ghar Loata to Dekha.

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    Underwear Ghar Mai Para Tha. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
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