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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Yad-e-Mazi Azab Hai Ya RAB
    Teacher: Translate Into English:

    "Yad-e-Mazi Azab Hai Ya RAB,
    Chheen Le Mjhse Hafiza Mera."





    Pathan:
    "My Mind is Full of Data Base,
    O God! Plz Make Me a Mental Case" :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Rupe Ka Sawal Hai Baba
    Pathan: Aaj Hume Allah Yaad Aa Gaya.

    Major Rohail: Wo Kese?

    Pathan: Hamara Dukan Mai Jacket Wala Larka Aaya Aur Bola.

    "Allah O Akbar"

    Ek Rupe Ka Sawal Hai Baba.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Can't Swim Sala
    3 Pathan ko Phansi Hone Lagi:

    Pehle ko Phansi Lagai to Rassa Dheela Hone ki Wajah se wo Niche Paani Mai ja Gira,

    Dosre ko Phaansi Di to Wo Bhi Paani Mai Ja Gira,

    Jab Teesre ki Baari Aayi to Wo Jaldi Se Bola: "Bhai Ye Rassa Thek Karlo Mujhe Tairna Nahin Aata" :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Wah! Kya Nishana Hai
    Ek Aadmi Telescope se Aasman Dekh Raha Tha:

    Ek Pathan Usy Dekh Raha Tha, Achanak 1 Taara Toota:

    Pathan Zor Se Chillaya:


    Wah! Kya Nishana Lagaya Hai. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Jab Word Banaya Hai
    Pathan: Nothing Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?


    Teacher: Kuch Nahin.

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    Pathan: Aisa Nahin ho Sakta,


    Jab Word Banaya Hai to Kuch To Matlab Hoga He. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Naswar Ka Chemical Formula
    Ek Pathan Ne Apny Chemistry K Professor Se

    Aisa Sawal Pucha K Woh Sun Kar Pagal Hogaya.


    Sawaal Tha:

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    Sir! Naswar Ka Chemical Formula Kya Hai?


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Cought Cheating
    1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha:

    Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia.

    Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question,

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    Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. :-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ki Beemar Murgi
    Ek Pathan Ki Murgi Beemar Ho Gai.






    To Murghi K Theek Honey Par

    Pathan Ne 1 Cow Zibah Kar K Sab Dosto Ki Dawat Ki. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ko Aulad Chahiye
    Ek Pathan 15 Saal Allah Se Ro Ro Kar Aulad K Liye Dua Mangta Raha.

    1 Din Pathan K Paas Farishta Aaya or Bola.


    Khan Tujhe Allah ka Waasta Hai,

    Pehle Shadi To Kar Lay.


  By: Spider Man   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Gave Dictation
    A Pathan Teacher Gives Dictation Test To Students:

    Last Bench Students:

    We Are Not Able to Hear You SIR,


    Pathan: "Ok! I'll Write On The Board." :-)


  By: Spider Man   Send To Mobile
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