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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Ab Naha Lun?
    Pathan: Doctor Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhaar Tha

    Dr: To Ab Kya Huwa?

    Pathan: Yahan Se Guzra to Socha k Puch Lon K

    Apne Nahane Ko Mana Kiya Tha,

    Ab Naha Lun? :-)


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  • Pakistan ka Jhanda
    Teacher to pathan: Batao Pakistan ka Jhanda
    Sab se Pehle Kahan Lehraya Gaya?


    Pathan Boht Dair Sochne k Baad Bola:




    Hawa Main. :-)


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  • Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar
    Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

    Pathan Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,

    K


    Usay Yaad Aaya

    K

    Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-)


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  • Nojawano aage bharo

    Captain: Nojawano aage bharo

    pathan aage nahin barha

    Captain: Tum aage kyn nahin barhe?

    Pathan: aap ne kaha tha 9 jawano aage barho, main 10va hun..


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  • My Chest Became Breast
    Teacher to Pathan: Translate "Khushi Se Mera Seena Phool Gaya."

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    Pathan: Due to Happiness My Chest Became Breast. :-)


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  • Chand Pe NASWAR ki Dukaan
    Is Mulk ko Mulk Banaye Ga Pathan

    Her Zulm k Khilaf Awaz Uthae Ga Pathan

    Hai Waada Agar Saath Den Sub to

    Chand pe Bhi NASWAR ki Dukaan Lagaye Ga Pathan. :-)


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  • Cigrrete-Noshi Chor Do
    Doctor: Tumhari Sehat Bohat Kharab Hai,
    Cigrrete-Noshi Chor Do.

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    Pathan: Ye Nahi Ho Sakta Kyon k Cigarrete to Chor Donga.
    Magar Noshi Meri Biwi Hai.


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  • Mujhe Aankh Kyon Maari?
    Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:


    1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.


    Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.

    Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi, Teri Biwi Ko Maari Hai.

    Pathan: Sorry Yaar! Maine Tujhe Ghalat Samjha. :-)


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