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Ye Gul Khan Ki Maa Hai



Foji Prade K Doran Officer Ne Pathan Sipaahi Se Pucha:
Ye Haath Main Kya Hai?

Gul Khan: Sir, Ye Bandooq Hai.

Officer: Ye Bandooq Nahi, Tumhari Jaan Ka Hissa Hai,
Tumhari Maa Hai Maa.

Then Officer To 2nd Pathan. Bandooq Ki Taraf Ishara Karte Huye:
Ye Kya Hai?

2nd Pathan: Sir, Ye Gul Khan Ki Maa Hai. :-)



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