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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Pathan Looking at Name Plate
    Pathan Looking at Name Plate of Women Police
    Above her left Breast.. Tania.


    Pathan: That's cute name.


    DOOSREY waley ka naam nahi rakha kya?


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Which State Ravi Flows?
    Question to Pathan: In Which State Ravi Flows?

    Pathan: Liquid State.

    Audience Clapped.

    Man was Shocked. Turned behind & found the audience, All were Pathans!


  By: Farrukh   Send To Mobile
  • Sadar Konsi Bus Jaegi?
    Pathan: Bhai Sahab Sadar Bazaar Konsi Bus Jaye Gi?

    Aadmi: 21 Numbr.

    1 Ghantay baad wo aadmi wapis aaya to dekha Pathan udhr hi Tha.

    Aadmi Bola: Kya hua khan Saab aap Gaye nhi Abhi Tak.

    Pathan: Bas yara 18 bus Guzar gai hen.
    2 or Huzar Jayen to 21vi aa jaye gi to hm jaey ga. :-)


  By: Farrukh   Send To Mobile
  • Waiting Room Ka Faida
    Pessenger: Agar Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida?





    Pathan:
    Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li
    Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li

    Aur Drive Pe Nekla Thora Agay Gaya

    To Toll Plaza Aya Admi Bola Han Khan G!


    Pathan Bola Full Kar Do. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • 10 Chemical Elements
    Teacher: Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements?

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    Pathan Student:
    Oxygen,
    Chlorine,
    Florine,
    Noreen,
    Ambreen,
    Samreen,
    Nasreen,
    Afreen,
    Parveen,
    &
    Yasmeen. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan's Theory About Moon
    Pathan's Theory About Moon:

    "Moon Is Better Than Sun Because,

    Moon Gives Light In Night When Light Is Needed,

    But Sun Gives Light In Day When Light Is Not Needed" :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Aatank Msg Of The Day
    Aatank Msg Of The Day.


    American, Pathan Ko Kaise Kahey Ga k "OPEN THE DOOR"

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    Ans:

    Isko Full American Style Mai Tezi Se Parhen:

    "THERE WAS A COLD DAY" :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Gul Khan Applied For Job
    Gul Khan ne Job k Liye Apply Kia.
    Jawab Aaya to Khushi mein 1 Grand Garty Ker Daali.
    Dost ne Fermaish ki k Appointment Letter Dikhao.

    Gul: Ye English main hy mein Tarjma Karta hon.

    "Dear Gul Khan You Do not meet"

    Pyarey Gul khan Aap to Miltey Hei Nai.

    "our requirements"

    Hamari Zarorat Ho Aap.

    "no further Correspondence."

    Aur Zid na Karen, Jaldi Aa Jaen.

    "will be Entertained"

    Aapki Buhat Khidmat ki Jaye Gi.


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Ghusal k Kitne Faraaiz
    Molvi Pathan Se: Ghusal k Kitne Faraaiz Hain ?


    Pathan: 3


    Molvi: Shabash Kon Kon Se?

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    Pathan: Shampoo, Saabun Aur Toliya. :-)


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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