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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga
    Friend: Matric k Baad kia Karo Gey?

    Pathan: Agar Fail hua to Mochi Banun Ga.

    Friend: Agar Pass Hue To?


    Pathan: Phir to Inshallah Hum Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Subse Mashoor Network
    Pathan Mobile Company Mai Job Lene Gaya:

    Pehle He Sawal Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kar Bhaga Diya

    Sawal Tha?

    Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hai?

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    Pathan: Cartoon Network. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Aurat bachay kay saath
    Aurat bachay kay saath khilono ki shop kay pass say guzri.
    Bacha zid karne laga kay khilona lena hay.
    AURAT:Khan saab! Zara is ko darao,
    Zid karta hay.
    KHAN:Oye!
    Madarchod,
    Randi ka bacha
    Hum tumhara maa ko Lund day ga harami ki oulad!
    Maa ka kuss
    Zid na karo.
    Bas MERA BEHAN!
    or daraya to roye ga..


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Mushairy Main Gaya
    1st Pathan: Mai Kal Mushaery Mai Gaya
    To Logo ne Mujhe Utha k Bahir Phenk Dia.

    2nd: Wo Q?

    1st: Shaer ka Nam Hayat Tha
    Aur Mai Usy Daad Dy Raha Tha.
    "WA HAYAT"

    "Wahayat"


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Born In Khyber PakhtonKhua
    Teacher To Pathan: Where Were You Born?


    Pathan Proudly Says: In Khyber PakhtonKhua

    Teacher: Spell It.

    Pathan: I Think I was Born in N.W.F.P. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Set Utha Laya
    Friend: Khan Sahab Set Naya Liya Hai?

    Pathan: Mere Cousin Ka Hai.

    Friend: Cousin ka Mobile Aapke Pas Kia Kar Raha Hai?


    Pathan: Yaar Wo jab Bhi Milta Tha Kehta Tha,

    Tu Mera Phone Kyon Nahi Uthata.

    Main Utha Laya. :-)


  By: faisal   Send To Mobile
  • Advance T20 Semi Final
    *** Semi Final ***

    Aus Won the Toss Choose to Bat First.

    Aus. 153/7
    Over. 20
    Target. 154
    Pak. 154/5
    Over.19.2

    Pak Wins by 5 Wickets.

    Pak Qualified to Final.
    16.5.2010.
    Man of The Match is Muhammad Hafiz 76* and 2 Wickets Get.

    Peshawar Main Match Pehle Dekh Liya Gaya Hai. :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Anyone Is Waiting at Home
    Motorway Police: KHAN Aap 180 Kì Speed
    Se Kyun Ja Rahy Ho?

    Khan: Tum Logon Ne He To Side Wale
    Board Pe Likha Hai:

    Yaad Rakhein Ghar Pe Koi Aap Ka Intezar Kar Raha Hai....


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Bohat Bahadur Hai
    Aadmi Tum Bahaduri Wala Kon Sa Kaam Kar Saktay Ho?

    Pathan: Main Saanp Se Khail Sakta Hon.

    Aadmi: Woh Kaise?


    Pathan:


    Hamaray Mobile Main Saanp Wala Game Jo Hai. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Sunday Sweeper
    It happened in an International Hospital that ICU Patients Died in Same Bed Every Sunday at 11 a.m.

    It puzzled the Doctors Whether it Was Something Super Natural.

    Worldwide Expert team was formed to Investigate the Cause.

    Next Sunday few minutes before 11 A.M. all doctors & Nurses Waited to see What it was.

    Some were Holding prayer books & Holy objects to Ward Off Evil.

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    Then,

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    Suddenly...

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    Pathan,
    A Part time Sunday Sweeper, entered the ICU.

    Unplugged the Life Support System & Plugged his Vacuum Cleaner. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
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