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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Pathan Saved a Fish
    Ek Pathan Darya Mai Doob Raha Tha.

    Dobtey Dobtey Us K Hath Mai Ek Machli Aa Gai.

    Usney Usey Pakar Kar Bahar Phenka Aur Kaha:



    "Ja Tu to Apni Jaan Bacha Le" :-)


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ne Chalange Kya
    Pathan Ne Chalange Kya K

    Woh Minar-e-Pakistan ko Apne Sir par Utha kar Peshawar Le ja Sakta Hai.

    Hazaron log Ikathay ho Gaye...


    Pathan: Bus Isey Utha Kar Mere Sir Par Rakho Tum. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan England Mai Club Gaya
    Pathan England Mai Club Me Chala Gaya,

    Wahan Ja K Khoob Naacha,

    Dance Karny K Bad Bola,

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    O Yara Koi Hum Ko Ye To Bataye K Ye SHADI Kis Ka Hai. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • 1 PATHAN Aankhe Band Ker K
    1 PATHAN Aankhe Band
    Kr K Shishe K Samne Betha Tha

    1 Aadmi Ne Pocha
    KHAN Kya Kr Rahe Ho?

    Pathan:
    "Yara HAM Dekhna chah Rha He
    K
    Ham Sota Hua Kesa Lagta He.KAA


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ne Paad Mara
    Pathan Ko Restaurant Main Bohat Tight Paad Aaya.


    Usne Socha K Music To Bohat Taiz Awaz Main Chal Raha Hai.

    To Us Ne Zor Se Paad Maar Diya.

    Phir Usne Coffee Khatam Ki To Dekha K Har Koi Usay Ghoor Raha Tha.




    Achanak Usay Yaad Aaya K

    Songs To Woh Apni MP3 Ki Handsfree Pe Sun Raha Tha. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Khoty Ki Pathano Wali Zid
    1 baar 1 Aadmi ka Gadha Apni jaga se hil nahi raha tha.
    Aadmi ne bohat koshish ki Magar wo nhi hila.

    1 pathan ne dekha to bola: Main Try Karun?
    Us ne try ki magar gadha na hila.

    Pathan ko Ghussa aaya,
    Us ne Pistol nikala aur Gadhay ko maar dala.

    Phir us ne Aadmi se Pucha: Kitnay ka Tha?
    Admi ne darte darte kaha: 10,000 ka.

    Pathan ne foran de Diye.
    Aadmi ne puchha: Sarkar is ko maar kiyun dala?

    Pathan bola:
    "Zaat da Khota te Zid Pathan Wargi"...


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho
    Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:

    Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
    Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.


    Aur Bola:


    Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon

    Aur

    Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Aaho Kon Log Kehte Hain?
    Pathan: Ye 'Aaho' Kon Log Kehte Hain?

    Punjabi: Ye Jahil Log Kehte Hain.

    Pathan: Tum to Parhe Likhe ho Na?


    Punjabi: "Aaho" :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • B.V ko Goli Maar di
    Pathan ko Us K Baap Ne Shadi k Mau'qay par Gun di Aur kaha:

    Agar Teri B.V Kanwari hui to Ek hawai Fire Kerna,
    Na hui to Usay Goli Maar Dena.

    Pathan nay Pehli Raat Hawai Fire Kya Aur...

    Doosri Raat B.V ko Goli Maar di.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Birthday in Semester System
    1 Pathan Apne Betay ki 6 Maah Bad Birthday Celebrate Kar Raha Tha.


    1 Aadmi ne Pucha Khan Sahab: Log to Saal Pura Hone k Baad
    Birthday Celebrate Karte Hain.


    Pathan: Humare han Semester System Chalta Hai. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
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