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Pathan Ne New Car Li



Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li:

Aur Drive Pe Nikla.

Thora Aagay Gaya to Toll Plaza Aaya.

Aadmi Bola Han Khan G?


Pathan: Full Kar Do. :-)



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