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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Jab Bijli Ka Bill Aayega
    Ek Pathan Aadmi Bahut Der Se Chand Ko Dekh Raha Tha.

    Aur Thodi Der Baad Bola:


    "Jalte Raho Beta, Jab Bijli Ka Bill Aayega Tab Pata Chalega." :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Hm 25 Behn Bhai hai
    Pathan: Hm 25 Behn Bhai hai

    Girl: Kia tumahre ghar Family planing waly nhi aye thy

    Pathan: Aye thy!
    Hm sb Sipara parh rh thy wo Madrsa smhj
    Kr wapas chaly gy


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Larki Nahi Mangetar Hai
    Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se
    Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha



    Aadmi: Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho

    Pathan: Khuda Ka Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Hai.


  By: Sumbul   Send To Mobile
  • LOL Meant Lots Of Love
    Pathan Thought "LOL" Meant "Lots Of Love".

    So One Day His Friend's Mother Died.
    He Sent Him The Following Text

    "Sorry 2 Hear About The Death Of Your Mother,
    Plz Take Care
    LOL" :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Hum Shaadi Tum He Se Kare Ga
    LArki: Meri Ammi Ko Tum Boht Pasnd Aaye Ho.

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    Pathan (Sharmatay hue): Kuch B Ho, Par Hum Shaadi Tum Hi Se Kare Ga.

    Khala ko Bolo "Hum ko Bhool Jaye"


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Sab Pathan Ko Pagal Kehte Hain
    Ek Pthan (Mayoosi k Sath) Doosre Pthan se : Sab Log Hamain Pagal Kyon Kehte Hain?

    Doosra Pathan: Tu Dafa Kar Yaar! Yeh Le Lemo Ki Lassi Pi.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Smuggling Cycles
    1 Pathan Humesha Rait ki Bori
    Cycle k Peeche Rakh Kar Border Cross Karta Tha.

    Boht dafa Check krne per bhi Border Force ko kbhi Kuch Na Mila.

    Aakhir 1 Din Khan Se Pocha Gaya
    Khan Tum Aakhir kis Cheez ke Smuggling Karty ho?

    Khan: Cycles Ka. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan 60th Birthday
    Pathan 60th Birthday

    Friend: Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya hai?


    Pathan: 60 Candleslagane Me Mushkil ho Rahi thi,
    Is liye 60 Watt ka Bulb laga diya. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Neend ki Goliyan nahi Bheji
    Pathan (Nurse se): Kya Docter sahab ne
    Abhi Tak Neend ki Goliyan nahi Bheji?

    Nurse: Nahi

    Pathan: Jaldi Mangwao, Mujhe Neend Aarahi hai,

    Ab mai Goliyon K intizar mei Aur Nahi Jaag Sakta. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
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