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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Titanic Kaisay Dooba?
    Teacher: Titanic Kaisay Dooba?

    Pathan:

    Dubuk
    Dubuk
    Dubuk
    Dubuk

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    Gurr
    Gurr
    Gurr
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    Puchik. :-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Ek pathan interview K lye gaya
    Ek pathan interview K lye gaya.

    interviewer : “Where is abu dabi?”

    pathan: “jis qabrastan me meri Ami Dabi,
    wahi per Abu dabi…!!!


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Pilot Kamyabi K
    Pathan Pilot Kamyabi K Baad Apna Jahaaz Land Kernay Pe Bohat Khush Hua..

    Nichay Utarnay Pe Staff Ne Usay Hatho Hath Lia Or Airman Uski Wardi Utarnay Me Help Karnay Lagay..

    Pathan (Fakhar Se):
    Aaj Main Ne India K 4 Jahaaz, 2 Helicopter Or 1 Aabdoz Ko Mara Hai..

    Airman:
    Wo Sub To Theek Hai Lekin Sir G Ap Ne 1 Ghalti Ker Di Hai..

    Pathan:
    Kon C Ghalti?

    Airman:
    Bas Ap Isi Khushi Me India He Land Kar Gaye Hain..=P:-D


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Gave A Party
    Gul Khan Ne Job K liye Apply kia..

    Jawab aaya to khushi mein 1 Grand Party de dali.

    Dost ne farmayesh ki k appointment letter dikhao.

    Gul Khan: Ye English main hai, main tarjuma karta hun,

    "Dear Gul khan you do not meet"

    pyary gul khan ap to milty hi nahi

    "our requirements"

    hamari zaroorat ho ap


    "no further correspondence"

    or zidd na karain jaldi ajayen

    "will be entertained"


    Aap ki bohot khidmat ki jaye gi.


  By: mehwish khan   Send To Mobile
  • Dinner Should Be Light
    Sardar:
    Why Are You Standing Below
    A Tube Light With An Open Mouth?

    Pathan:
    Because My Doctor Advised Me
    Today's Dinner Should Be Light.:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Mujhy Dhoka Na Dena Dost
    In Ulfat Ki Raahon Mein
    Mujhy Dhoka Na Dena Aye DOST


    Mera Yaqeen Tujh Pe Aisa Hy
    Jese PATHAN Ka NASWAR Per. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Bund Hogaye Hotal Pathano K
    Raqs Karti Hain Gardish-e-Dauran,
    Dar Khulay Hain Sharab Khano K,


    Chai Peenay Ko Ab Kahan Jayen Faraz,
    Bund Hogaye Hain Hotal Pathano K..


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Peshawar Ki Police Ka Jawab Nahi
    Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhi Jawab Nahi Hai

    1 Pathan Talaab Main Naha Raha Tha

    Police Wala Kehta Hai

    Chal Ooye Bahar Aa Kar Kapry Pehan

    Teri Talashi Leni Hai.:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan in Fire Brigade
    Pathan in Fire Brigade:

    Lady: Mere ghar Mai Aag lag gai hai.

    Pathan: Pani Daalo!

    Lady: Dala, Aag nai Bujhi.

    Pathan: Phir Hum Aa kar kya karenge, Hum Bhi to Pani Dalenge. :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Sailab Zadgan se Maar Parri
    Ek Pathan ko Sailab Zadgan se Bohat Maar Parri

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    Kyo?

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    Kyo k Khan Sahab Sailab Zadgan ke Imdad k lye 3 Truck

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    NASWAR

    Le kar Pohonch Gaye. :-)


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