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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Tum Kitny Saal Se Jalebi
    Pathan Halwai SE: Tum Kitny Saal Se Jalebi Bana Rahy Ho?



    Halwai Bary Fakhar Sy 30 Sal Se

    Pathan: Bari Sharm Ki Bat Hy Tum Se Aaj Tak Jalebi Seedhi Nahi Bani.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ne Gaali Deni Hai
    Pathan KESC Walo ko Phone Kar K Bola.
    Khocha Jaldi se Light Band Kar Do!

    KESC Wala: Kyun Sir?

    Pathan: ABHI ABHI Humara Dil Mai Naya Gaali Aaya Hai.
    WO DENI HAI. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bata
    Pathan: Yaar Mere Liye Koi Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bata.


    Friend: Yaar 1 Larki Hai B.Com Ki.

    Pathan:

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    Yaar Qoam Koi Bhi Ho Bas Parhi Likhi Honi Chahiye.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Extreme Height of Positivity
    Extreme Height of Positivity:

    Pathan Cricket Khail kar Aaya.

    Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?

    Pathan: Century Honay Mai Sirf 99 Runs Baaqi Thay k Out ho Gaya.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye
    Sardar:

    Batao Aisa Kya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye
    Or Laathi Bhi Na Tootey?

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    Pathan:
    Jootay Se Mar Do. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Bas Aapki Dua Chahiye
    Pathan Dukaan Wale Se: Aur Janab Kaise Ho?

    Dukan Wala: Bas Aapki Dua Chahiye.

    Pathan: O Beghairat Wo Hum Tumko Nahi Dega.

    Dukan Wala: Magar Q?




    Pathan: Kyo K Wo Abhi "8" Saal Ki Hai. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Mera Sala Bhi Aaraha Hai
    Pathan: Beta 2 Bistar Kyon lagaye?

    Son: Ghar pe 2 Guest Aane hain.

    Pathan: Kon?

    Son: Ami ka bhai or Mera Mamo.

    Pathan: Phir 1 or Laga, Mera Sala Bhi Aaraha Hai. :-)


  By: Ali Abbas   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan TV Pe Bomb Rakh Kar
    Ek Pathan T.v par Bomb Rakh Kar Pakistan ka Semi Final Dekh Raha Tha.

    B.v Ne Pocha: Ye Bomb Kis Liye?




    Pathan: Agar Ye Haar Gaye to Poori Team ko Bomb Se Urra Don Ga.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • REVOLVER Kaha Se Laun?
    School Me Ek Pathan Bacha Chaku Liye Ghum Raha Tha.


    Sir Ne Pucha: Chaku Liye Kyo Ghum Rahe Ho?


    Bachha: GARIB HUN SIR, REVOLVER Kaha Se Laun?


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Zameen Aur Aasman ka Rishta
    Teacher: Zameen aur Aasman ka Aapas me Kiya Rishta Hai?

    Pathan: Bhae behan ka.

    Teacher: Wo Kase?

    Patahn: Q ke hum Chaand ko Mamu aur Zameen ko Maa kehte hain. :-)


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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