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Jab Bijli Ka Bill Aayega



Ek Pathan Aadmi Bahut Der Se Chand Ko Dekh Raha Tha.

Aur Thodi Der Baad Bola:


"Jalte Raho Beta, Jab Bijli Ka Bill Aayega Tab Pata Chalega." :-)



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