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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Women's Day Par 1 Larki
    Women's Day Par 1 Larki Ne Pathan Se Kaha Apko Pata Hai Aj Women's Day Hai?


    Pathan Ghabra K Bola:
    Kamaal Hai, Jab Hum Ghar Se Nikla Tab To WEDNESDAY Tha.:-)=D


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Jese He Parhne betha To
    Teacher:
    Test Yaad Hai?

    Pathan:
    No

    Teacher:
    Kyun?

    Pathan:
    Jese He Parhne betha To Light Chali Gai,
    Bad Me Is Dar Se Parhne Nahi Behta K Meri Waja Se Phir Light Na Chali Jaye.:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Rozana 3KM Walk Karoge
    Dr. 2 Pathan:
    Agar Tum Rozana 3KM Walk Karoge To 1 Saal Me Tumhara 50KG Wazan Kam Ho Jaye Ga.

    1 Saal Bad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki Or Kaha:
    O Doctor Wazan To Kam Ho Gaya Hai Magar 1 Bara Masla Ho Gaya Hai.

    Doctor:
    Ab Kia Ho Gaya Hai??

    Pathan:
    O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha Hum Apne Ghar Se 1095KM Door Nikal Aya Hai.;-)=P


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Sailab Zadgan se Bohat Maar Parri
    Ek Pathan ko Sailab Zadgan se Bohat Maar Parri

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    Kyo?

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    Kyo k Khan Sahab Sailab Zadgan ke Imdad k lye 3 Truck

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    NASWAR

    Le kar Pohonch Gaye. :-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Was Getting Bitten
    Pathan Was Getting Bitten By
    Mosquitoes D Whole Nyt.

    He Got So Irritated Dat
    He Drank Poison & Said:

    Ha Ha! Bite Me Now U Devils, Now All Of U Will Die.


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Aik Pathan Ne Raod Per
    Aik Pathan Ne Raod Per Khari Car K
    Neechay Kuttay Ko Leta Hua Dekha,
    To Kuttay Ko Dum Se Khencha Or Kaha:

    Bahir NIKAL Bara Aaya


    Mechanical Engineer..!=PXD


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Bohat Dard Hota Hai
    Pathan 2 Doctor:
    Poray Jism Main Kaheen Bhe Ungli Lagaon
    To Bohat Dard Hota Hai.

    Doctor:
    Suggested Full Body XRay
    When He Checked XRay ,
    He Found Frecture In His Ungli.=PXD


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • 1876 Me Kya Howa Tha?
    Teacher: 1876 Me Kya Howa Tha?

    Pathan: Nahi Pata!!

    Teacher: Stupid Qaid-e-Azam Peda Howe Thay.
    Ab Ye Batao K 1880 Me Kya Howa Tha??

    Pathan: Thora Sochne K Bad Qaid-e-Azam 4 Saal K Howe The. :-P


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Pathano Ka Ek Aur Faisla
    Lo G! Ab Peshawar K Pathano Ne Ek Aur Faisla Kya Hai.
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    Agar Saudi Arab Main Baarish Hogi To.
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    Peshawar K Saray Pathan Chhatri Le Kar Ghoomain Gay.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Aadmi Ek Pathan Ko Maar Raha Tha
    1 Aadmi Ek Pathan Ko Maar Raha Tha,

    Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho?

    Wo Bola

    Sala 1 Ghantay Se Pooch Raha Hy K

    Phir Sailab Kab Aaega





    Muje Rashan Nai Mila. :-)


  By: Samad   Send To Mobile
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