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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • 15 ki Jagah 51 Dial Karo
    Teacher to Pathan: Agar Tum Mobile Se 15 ki Jagah
    51 Dial karo to Kiya Hoga?




    Pathan: Very Simple police ki Gaari Reverse Mein Aaye Gi. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • AGARBATTI ka Jumla
    Teacher to Pathan: AGARBATTI ka Jumla banao.



    Pathan: AGAR BATTI chali jaye to Andhera ho Jata hai.


  By: king of sms   Send To Mobile
  • 2 Rotiyan Khaya Karo
    Doctor: Motape ka 1 hi Elaaj Hai.
    Tum Rozana Sirf 2 Rotiyan Khaya Karo!

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    Pathan:
    2 Rotiyan khane se pehle khani hy ya Khane k bad?


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Syrup to Say Truth
    Pathan 2 Sardar:
    Maine Aisa Mashroob Banaya Hai
    Jise Peete He Insan Such Bolne Lagta Hai.

    Tum Pee Kar Dekho.

    Sardar (Mashroob Pee Kar):
    Aakh Thoo, Yeh To Tail Hai.

    Pathan: Dekha Tumne Such Bola,


    Yeh Waqai Tail Hai. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Baap ka Naam ROSHAN
    Pathan 100 watt k Bulb pe
    Apne Abbu ka naam Likh raha tha...

    Kisi ne pocha: Ye kia kar rahe Ho?


    Pathan: Baap ka Naam ROSHAN Kar raha hon...!


  By: Rameez   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Nahin Aa Sakta
    Pathan calls his Wife:

    Ghar Nahin Aa Sakta,
    Car ka steering, Gear Sab chori ho Gaya hai.

    After 5 min,

    He calls:
    "Aa Raha hoon Ghalti se pichli Seat py baith gaya Tha". :-)


  By: mehwish khan   Send To Mobile
  • Judge & Pathan
    Judge Pathan se:
    Tum Teesri Baar
    yahan aye ho..
    Tumhein Sharam
    Nahi ati...


    Pathan: hahaha


    Tum To Roz
    Aty ho Tumhein
    Ati hai . . . !


  By: Rameez   Send To Mobile
  • Dhol Dhamakay Ki Awaz Sun
    Dhol Dhamakay Ki Awaz Sun Kar Ali Bahar Nikla
    To Dekha K Kuch Pathan Khushi Se Bhangra Daal Rahay Hain.

    Ali: Khan G Kia Hua.

    Pathan: Hamara Bhai Mar Gaya Hai

    Ali: To Is Me Khushi Ki Kia Baat Hai

    Pathan: Log Kehtay Hain K Pathano Ka Dimagh Nahi Hota Jab K Hamara Bhai Dimagh K Cancer Se Mara Hai!
    \('.')/
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     / /


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Khocha Naam To Yaseen Hai
    2 Khans IKHLAS And YASEEN Died.
    Qiyamt K Din...

    Angel 2 IKHLAS: Ur Name?
    He Said Ikhlas.

    Angel: Recite Surah Ikhlas.
    He Did It Quickly, & Angel Sent Him To Heaven.

    Angel 2 Other Khan
    YASEEN Who Was Very Worried.

    ANGEL: What Is Ur Name?

    Pathan Replied Khocha Naam To Yaseen Hai
    Magar Pyar Se Sub KAUSAR Bulati Hai. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Soraj Raat Ko Nhi Nikalta
    Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?


    2 Pathan:
    Kya Pata nikalta Bhi Ho
    Andhera Itna Hota hai Kahan Dikhai Day Ga. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
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