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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Sab Pathan Chokidaar Nahi Hoty
    1 Pathan Dr. Kay Ghar Raat 2 Bjaay Phone Aaya.

    "Aap So To Nahi Rahy?"

    Pathan Dr. Ne Ghussay Main Kaha:


    "Kuttay K Bachay!

    Sab Pathan Chokidaar Nahi Hoty." :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ne Rs.20 Bachaye
    Pathan: Aj Me Bus Ke Peache Ghar Tak Bhagta Huwa Aya Ho
    Or Kirye Ke 20 Rupe B Bacha Lie.

    2sra Pathan:
    Tum Bhut Bewakoof Ho Rikshe Ke Peache Bhagte
    To 80 Rupe Bach Jate. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • 35 Saal ki Lady Balcony Se
    35 Saal ki Lady Balcony Se Neeche Kachre ke dibbe me giri.
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    Ya Dekh Kay Pathan Nay Kaha

    Husband Zyada he Shokeen Lagta hai.
    Werna Abhi 5 10 Saal Aur Chal Sakti Thi. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Rupee Me 3 Amrood Mil Gaye
    1st Pathan: Yaar Aaj To 1 Rs. Me 3 Amrood Mil Gaye.

    2nd Pathan: Wo Kaise?


    1st Pathan: 1 Rs. Ka 1 Usne Dia,

    1 Main Utha K Bhag Gaya,

    Or 1 Usne Muje Phenk K Mara. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Tableegh Me Gaya
    Ek Pathan Naya Naya Tableegh Me Gaya.

    Jab Wapis Aaya To Apni B.V ko Marne Laga.

    Kisi Ne Waja pochi

    Pathan: Ye Daarhi Nahi Rakhti.

    Admi: Pagal ye To Aurat he. Is ki Daarhi Nhi Aati.

    Pathan: Wo To Mujhe B Pata Hai.
    Lekin Ye Daarhi Rakhne ka irada to kar le,

    Irade par Bhi 1 Neki hai.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • ''MISS CALL
    Pathan apni teacher sy:apny kal mujy cal ki the,kya kam tha? Teacher:maine to koi cal nae ki the. Pathan:hum ny apna fon dekha us par likha tha 'MISS CALL


  By: Khan   Send To Mobile
  • MOCHI
    Pathaan ne Class mein 1st Position li..
    Teacher ne pucha:
    Parh likh kar kya bannna chahte ho?

    Pathaan:

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    MOCHI...


  By: Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Balans
    Pathan ki Biwi ne Pathan ko SMS kia:
    Ghar kab Aa Rahe ho?
    Message kar k Batao.

    Pathan ne SMS Mai Likha:
    Nahi bata sakta,1 he masg ka Balans tha..


  By: Khan   Send To Mobile
  • bewakoof banaya
    Pathan main ne kal ezy load walay ko bewakoof banaya
    B0y" wo kaise pathan "hum ne usko 100 Rs diya aur number ghalat likhwa dya.


  By: Khan   Send To Mobile
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