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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • SHAVE
    girl TO pathan;tum din mein kitni bar shave kartey hu?
    pathan;din mein 70 ,80 baar...
    GIRL:tum pagal hu?
    PATHAN:kocha!hum nai hain....
    FAIZA


  By: faiza   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan K Betay Ki Roti
    Pathan K Betay Ki Roti per Se Chooha Guzer Gaya.

    Son to Pathan: Ab Main Ye Roti Nahi Khaonga.



    Pathan: Kha Le Beta,
    Choohy Ne Konsi Chappal Pehni Hui Thi. :-)


  By: Send Free SMS   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan's Star is Bawaseer
    Ek Pathan job k Liye Form Fill kr Raha Tha,
    Form mein eik Option tha k Aap ka Star Kya Hai?

    Pathan ki samjh me Nahi Aaya

    Usne kisi aur k Form main Dekha.
    Us ne Apny star ki Option me Cancer likha huwa Tha.

    Pathan ne kuch Socha,
    Phir Apny Form Per Bawaseer Likh Dia. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • pathan 2 wazoo
    1 din pathan ne 2 wazoo kiyey
    tu molvi sahab ne pocha k tum ne 2 wazoo kiu kiyey....
    pathan : ta k 1 toot jaye tu 2 kamm aye

    hahahah....


  By: faiza   Send To Mobile
  • Larki Phansani Aati Hai?
    Pathan: Larki Phansani Aati Hai?
    Sardar: Nahi
    Pahtan: Bara Aasan Hai, Ek Kaghaz Lo, Uspe Love Letter Likho,
    Us Ka Jahaz Banao, Class Main Urra Do.

    Teacher Puche To Larki Ka Naam Laga Dena.
    Phans Gai Larki.:-P


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • World Bank Se Bol Rahyt Hain?
    Pathan: Hello! Aap WORLD BANK Se Bol Rahy Hain?

    Officer: Yes, What Kind of help Do You want!

    Pathan:

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    .
    .
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    100 Ka Khulla Hoga? :-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan:Hmara naap ly gya.
    1 darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya

    Koi kehta mri shalwar

    Koi kehta meri qameez

    1 patan b ro rha tha Logo ne pocha q ro Rahy ho?

    Pathan:Hmara naap ly gya.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Ali Baba 40 Chor Parh Rahi Hai
    1st frend: Meri begum ne Novel '2 DOST' parha
    Aur hamare jurwa bache hue.

    2nd frend: Meri begum ne Novel '3 jugnoo' parha
    Aur ek waqt mai 3 bacho ko janam diya

    Ye sab sun kar Pathan apne ghar bhaga
    Dosto ne pocha kahan ja rahe ho wo bola:

    Apni begum ko rokne wo 'Ali baba 40 chor' Parh rahi hai. :-D


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Larki Ko Ghoor Raha Tha
    Pathan Road Se Jaati Hui Larki Ko Ghoor K Dekh Raha Tha.


    Larki Ne Usay Lanat Di...

    Pathan Apne Dost Se Bola:

    Pooch Rahi Hai, Kisne Kaha Tha Pepse Per Rs.5 Kam Kardo. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Murdo Ko Bila Wajah Q Jalate Ho
    Pathan Hindu Se: Tum Apny Murdo Ko Bila Wajah Kyon Jala Dete Ho?

    Hindu: To Phir Kya Karen?

    Pathan: Hum Ko De Diya Karo,

    Hum Usko Tandoor Main Daal Kar Roti Pakaye Ga. :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
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