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Pathan 60th Birthday



Pathan 60th Birthday

Friend: Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya hai?


Pathan: 60 Candleslagane Me Mushkil ho Rahi thi,
Is liye 60 Watt ka Bulb laga diya. :-)



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