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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • BLOOD TEST
    Pathan apny mehman sy:
    ''O Yara, iss Pankhey k neechey betho, tumhe swaab hoga."

    Dost: Swaab, wo kese?

    Pthan:
    Hum ye pankha msjid se utaar k lai hy..;-)


    pathan BLOOD K bare me book parh raha tha

    Dost:Aj ye Q parh rahe ho?

    pathan:Mjhe doctor ne kaha he K kal BLOOD TEST hy iss liay test ki tyari ker rha ho.


  By: Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya
    Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya.... Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi....use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
    bacha le...;-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Hathi Sui k Surakh Mai
    Sardar: Agar 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh Me Se Guzarne ki.

    Koshish Kar Raha Ho To Usy Rokne k Liye Kiya Karna Chaye?

    Pathan: Us Ki Dum Pe Girah Laga Do

    Phans Jaye Ga SALA. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Kahin Mai Pathan to Nahi
    Zindgi main agar
    Kuch hasil krna ho to hamesha apne dimagh ki suno

    Agr dimagh se koi jawab na aye to
    Aanhken band kar k

    Socho
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    Kahin Mai Pathan to Nahi?


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Pathano Ne Morche Bana Liye
    Yaar Sohrab Goth Karachi Main Pathano Ne Morchay Bana Liye Hain.

    Aur Rocket Launcher Le Kar Beth Gaye Hain.

    Aur Bol Rahy Hain.


    Aany Do



    SAILAAB Ko Hum Dekhega Kaise Wapas Jaega. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Jo shakhs sun na sakta ho
    Teacher:
    Jo shakhs sun na sakta ho us ko English mein kya kehte hain?

    Pathan:
    (Thora souchne k baad)
    Onu jo marzi keh lo onay kerra sun'na ae..!!


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Aik pathan bath room gaya
    Aik pathan bath room gaya.

    Jab bahir aya to tokan walay nay 12 rupay mangay.


    Pathan: Kyun lotay may pepsi thi kia...?


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan In Crore-Pati
    Pathan In Crore-Pati



    Amitabh : ' 9 0' se pehly kia
    aata hy ... ??

    Pathan kaafi dair
    sochny k baad bola







    Ayesha Manzil .. =P ;)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Got SMS From Unknown
    Pathan Ko Ek Unknown Num. Se Msg Aaya
    Usney Apny Sab Dosto Se Wo Msg Paper
    Pe Likwaya, Magar Q?

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    Sab Ki Handwriting SMS Ki Writing Se Match Karny K Liye. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Red Tie Party
    Ek pathan ko ek party se invitation ai, uss mien likha thaa ' please come with Red Tie ONLY '

    Pathan bari khushi se party mein chala gaya......

    woh to usse baad mien ja kar pata chala ke waha to log Pant Coat bhi pehen kar aee hein

    :D:D:D:D::DD:D:D


  By: Waqas   Send To Mobile
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