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Pathan Tableegh Me Gaya



Ek Pathan Naya Naya Tableegh Me Gaya.

Jab Wapis Aaya To Apni B.V ko Marne Laga.

Kisi Ne Waja pochi

Pathan: Ye Daarhi Nahi Rakhti.

Admi: Pagal ye To Aurat he. Is ki Daarhi Nhi Aati.

Pathan: Wo To Mujhe B Pata Hai.
Lekin Ye Daarhi Rakhne ka irada to kar le,

Irade par Bhi 1 Neki hai.



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