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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • A Jumbo Pathan Package
    A JUMBO PATHAN PACKAGE

    4 Pathanon Ne Mil Kar Petrol Pump Khola.
    1 Bhi Customer Nahi Aya.
    Kyun?

    Petrol Pump Was On 1st Floor.

    Phir Charon Ne Usi Floor Pe Ek Restaurant Khola.
    1 Bhi Customer Nahi.
    Kyun?

    Petrol Pump Ka Board Nahi Hataya Tha.

    Phir Charon Ne 1 Taxi Li. 1 Bhi Sawar Na Hua.
    Kyun?

    2 Pathan Agay Or 2 Pathan Peeche Beth Kar Sawari Dhund Rahe The.

    Taxi Kharab Ho Gai. Chaaron Ne Khoob Dhakka Lagya But Taxi Wahi Ki Wahi. Kyun?

    2 Aagay Se Or 2 Peeche Se Dkhakka Laga Rahe The.

    Phir Charon Ne 1 Bacha Kidnap Kia. Bachay Se Kaha Apne Baap Se 5 Lac Rs La Warna Tujhe Maar Den Gay.
    Bacha Ghar Gaya Or Us K Baap Ne Paise Bhi Die.
    Kyun?

    Bachay Ka Baap Bhi Pathan Tha...!!:-)=P


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan K Ghar Guest Aa Gaye
    Pathan K Ghar Guest Aa Gaye...
    Maa Ne Kaha:
    Jao Baita Ja K Mehmanon K Lie Kuch Ley K Aao

    Pathan Bahar Gaya Or....
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    ,
    ,
    Rikshaw Le Aya.:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Phatan bank lootne gaya wahan gun
    Ek Phatan bank lootne gaya wahan gun dikha kar sara Paisa loot liya.

    Per us k hath kuch nahi aaya.

    Kyon?

    Q k sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha: "Sare paise mere account main jama kar do.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Aaj Humne Bohat Bara Larai Dekha
    Pathan 2 Sardar:
    "Yaara..!! Aaj Humne Bohat Bara Larai Dekha-"

    Sardar:
    Woh Kese??

    Pathan:
    Aasman Or Zameen K Darmiyan...

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    2 Machhar Lar Rhe The.:-)XD


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai
    Pathan: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai

    Shrbat Me Dala Phat Gaya

    Dudh Wale Ne Pocha

    Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?

    Pathan : LIMOO PANI Me..!


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha
    1 Kabutar Pathan Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha,
    Pathan Ne Usy Pakar Liya Or Usy MAarne Ka
    Faisla Kar Liya, Wo Usy Chhath Pe Ly Gaya

    Or

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    Wahan Se Neche Phaink Diya.=P:-)


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  • Shalimar Expres Kitne Baje Ayegi?
    Pathan: Shalimar Expres Kitne Baje Ayegi?
    TT: 9 Bajy


    Pathan: Local train
    TT: 1 Bajy


    Pathan: Mal Gari?
    TT: 12 Bajy


    TT: Jana Kahan He?
    Pathan: Patri Cross Karni He.


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  • Pathan Sadak Par Kuch Dhond Raha Tha
    Pathan Sadak Par Kuch Dhond Raha Tha

    Ek Shaks Ne Pocha:
    Kia Talash Kar Rahe Ho??

    Pathan:
    Ghar Me Soi Gum Hogai Ha, Usy Talash Kar Rha Hon.

    Dusre Shaks Ne Kaha:
    Soi To Tmhare Ghar Me Gum Hui Hai
    Apne Ghar Me Talash Karo.

    Pathan:
    Kia Karon Ghar Me Andhera Hai.:-)


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  • Pathan Apne Sharabi Dost Ko
    Pathan Apne Sharabi Dost Ko Raat K Waqt
    Ghar Le Ja Rha Tha-
    Raste Me Ek Pul Se Guzarte Hue
    Sharabi Ne Darya Me Chand Ka Aks Dekh Kar
    Apne Dost Se Pocha,
    "Yeh Kia Hai"??

    Pathan:
    Yeh Chand Hai.

    Dost:
    Hayen..!! To Kia Main Itna Ooper Aa Gaya.:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
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