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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara
    Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara,

    Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara.

    PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge,

    Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai...


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan K Ghar Guest Aa Gaye
    Pathan K Ghar Guest Aa Gaye...
    Maa Ne Kaha:
    Jao Baita Ja K Mehmanon K Lie Kuch Ley K Aao

    Pathan Bahar Gaya Or....
    ,
    ,
    ,
    Rikshaw Le Aya.:-)


  By: faiza   Send To Mobile
  • Masjid Me Namaz Parhne Gae
    2 Pathan Masjid Me Namaz Parhne Gae
    1st Pathan: Chalo Shukr Ha Jamat K Sath Namaz Parh Li.

    2nd Pathan: Han Agar Wozu K Chakr Me Parte To Jamat Nikal Jati.:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan & Sardar Pani Peeny Gaey
    2 Brilliant MindS...!!!

    Pathan & Sardar:
    Pani Peeny Gaey To GlasS Ulta Para Tha

    Sardar:
    iSKa To Moo He Band Hy

    Pathan:
    Neechy Sy Bhi Toota Hua Hy.


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Public Toilet mei Gaya to
    Pathan:
    Public Toilet mei Gaya to
    Diwar Pr Likha tha

    Dunya Chand Pr Pohnch gai hy
    Aur
    Tum Yahan Bethay ho

    Pathan
    Nechay Likh Aya

    Bus
    kar k
    Hum B ja rha hay!


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • In Ulfat Ki Raahon Mein
    In Ulfat Ki Raahon Mein
    Mujhy Dhoka Na Dena
    Ae DOST

    Mera Yaqeen Tujh Pe
    ...Aisa Hy Jese PATHAN
    Ka NASWAR Per ... =P =D


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Do You Say Prayers Before Eating
    Teacher:
    Now, Tell Me Frankly, Do You Say Prayers Before Eating?

    Pathan:
    No Sir, I Don't Have To,
    My Mom Is A Good Cook.=D:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Apni Bhabi Ko Jan Se Mar Dia
    1 PATHAN Ne Apni Bhabi Ko Jan Se Mar Dia.
    Logo Ne Pucha K Q Mara ?

    Wo Bola:

    Yara Me Jis sy Bhi Puchta K Phone Pe Kis Se Baat Kr Rha Hai, Kehta.


    Tmhari Bhabhi Se.. ;->


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • KHAN Ne 1 Bacha Aghwa Kia
    KHAN Ne 1 Bacha Aghwa Kia
    Or Taawaan K Liye Sticker Pe Ye
    Likh K Bache Pe Chipkaya:

    10 Laakh Kal Subah Pul K Neche Pohncha Do?

    Or Bache Ko Ghar Wapis Bhejdia
    Dusre Din Wo Pul K Neche Gaya
    To Usy Paise Mil Gaye

    Or Sath Sticker Pe Likha Tha:

    Khuda Qasam
    Paise Ka Ghum Nai,
    Ghum Is Baat Ka Hai K
    KHAN Ne KHAN Ko Luta..:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Pathan Bank Lootne Gaya
    Ek Pathan Bank Lootne Gaya wahan gun dikha kar sara Paisa loot liya.

    Per us k hath kuch nahi aaya.

    Kyon?

    Q k sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha: "Sare paise mere account main jama kar do.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
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