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1 Rupee Me 3 Amrood Mil Gaye



1st Pathan: Yaar Aaj To 1 Rs. Me 3 Amrood Mil Gaye.

2nd Pathan: Wo Kaise?


1st Pathan: 1 Rs. Ka 1 Usne Dia,

1 Main Utha K Bhag Gaya,

Or 1 Usne Muje Phenk K Mara. :-)



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