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Latest Happy Marriage SMS:

  • Newly Married Husband
    Newly Married Husband
    Saved Wife's Number
    On Mobile As: "MY LIFE"

    After 1 Yr: "My WIFE"

    5 Yrs: "HOME"

    10 Yrs: "HITLER"

    25 Yrs: "WRONG NUMBER" ... :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Man was driving Car with his Wife
    A Man Who was driving a Car with his Wife
    Was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place.

    The man says, "What's the problem, officer?"

    Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."

    Man: "No sir, I was going 65."

    Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80."
    (The man gave his wife a dirty look.)

    Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."

    Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."

    Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt."

    The man turned to his wife and yelled, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"

    The officer turned to the woman and asked, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"

    The wife said, "No, only when he's drunk."


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Pakistan Ki Sab Se Barri Pahari
    Wife:
    Agar main Pakistan Ki Sab Se Barri Pahari K2 par charhny mein kamyab ho jaon !

    to aap mujhe kya dain gay?



    Husband:




    Dhakkaa. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Main Bhi Tujhe Dekh Lunga
    Pati Office Jaa Raha Tha..

    Patni Pyar Se Boli- 'See U In The Evening.'

    Pati Gusse Se: 'Dhamki Kise De Rahi Hai,
    Main Bhi Tujhe Dekh Lunga.'


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Ye Maal Pehel Q Nahi Dikha
    WEDDING
    Is The Only Day
    When
    A Boy Stands On Sage
    And
    Watches Other Girls
    Dressed Beautifully

    And
    Think

    "Yeh Maal Engagement
    Se Pehly Q Nhi Dikha" :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Saheli ko Forward Bhi Karti?
    Wife: Janu! Kash aap message hotay,
    Main ap ko save karti, jab chahe parhti

    Husband: Kanjoos, save hi kar k rakhti Ya
    Apni kisi Saheli ko Forward Bhi Karti?


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Husband 2 Hotel Manager
    Husband 2 Hotel Manager:

    Jaldi Chalo Meri Biwi Khirki Se Kud Kr Jaan Dena Chahti Hai

    Manegr: To mein kia kro

    Husband: Kaminy, Khirki Nahi Khul Rahi. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Final dekhny aya hun
    Ek shadi me dulhan ka pehla mangetr bhi saj dhj k aya
    Ksi ny pocha k kya ap dolha hain
    Us ny kaha"G Nhi Me Semi Final me har gaya Tha
    Final dekhny aya hun.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • A man is lucky
    "A man is lucky if he is the 1st love of a woman & a woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man.
    It is strange but reality


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai
    Interesting but True:

    Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai?
    A. Jee haan! magar bahir jany ka..!!

    Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?
    A. Shadi k din..!!

    Q. Kya zubani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?
    A. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!!

    Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?
    A. Shadi... =P ;->


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
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