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Latest Happy Marriage SMS:

  • Shaadi Q Nahi Ho Rahi?
    Aadmi Najoomi Se

    Meri Shaadi Q Nahi Ho Rahi?



    Najoomi: Ab Qudrat ne Teri Qismat Mein
    Dukh Nahi Likhy to Mein Kiya Karun. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Aaj Kia Pakana Hai
    Hsbnd: Aaj Kia Pakana Hai.
    Wife: Jo Ap Kahen.

    Hsbnd:Daal Chawal Bna Lo
    Wife: Abi Kal Tou Pkaye Thy Kch Or

    Hsbnd:Acha Sabzi Bna Lo
    Wife:Uffo, Bache Nhi Khaty

    Hsbnd: Acha Qeema Bna Lo
    Wife:Yack, Mjhy Allergy Hy

    Hsbnd:Prathey Bna Lo
    Wife:Raat Ko Prathy Kon Khata Hy

    Hsnbnd:Phr Kia Pkana Hy
    Wife: Jo Aap Kahe'n. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • White - The Color Of Happiness
    Attending A Wedding For The First Time,
    A Little Girl Whispered To Her Mother,
    "Why Is The Bride Dressed In White?"

    "Because White Is The Color Of Happiness,
    And Today Is The Happiest Day Of Her Life."
    The Child Thought About This
    For A Moment, Then Said,
    "So Why Is The Groom Wearing Black...?" :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Museebat Bahar Bethi Hai
    Dr. Mareez ko Nuskha Detey Huey Kehne Laga,

    "Ye Dawa Pabandi se istamal kerein
    Aur barri se Barri Museebat ko Bholne ki Koshish Kerein"

    Mareez ne Ghabra ke kaha:

    "Dr. Sahab Zara Aahista Bolein Wo Museebat Bahar He Bethi Hai" :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi K Bad Bhi Pyar Karogy
    Patni (Pati se): Tum to Kehte Thy
    K Shaadi K Baad Bhi Mujhe Khoob Pyaar Karoge.

    Pati: Sorry Yaar! Mujhe Maalum Nahi Tha
    K Tumhari Shaadi Mujhse Hogi...



  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Faisla aapka
    Apni Biwi ko 100% apni kamai dene pe 20% sukh milta hai.
    Dusre ki Biwi ko 20% kamai dene pe 100% sukh milta hai.
    Jeevan aapka! Faisla aapka!


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Getting Married is Like
    Getting Married is very much like going to a Restaurant with Friends.



    You order what you want,
    Then when you see what the Other Person has,
    You wish you had ordered that. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Happy Marriage Anniversary
    Wife: Darling Today is Our Anniversary,

    What Should We Do?

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    Husband: Let us Stand in Silence for 2 Minutes. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Car Halkay Chalany Ka Saboot
    Man: Janab main 20 km/hr ki Raftaar se Ja Raha Tha.
    Magar phir bhi Meri Car ko
    Taiz Raftaari k Ilzam Mai Band Kar Dia Gaya.

    Judge: Is Baat ka kiya Saboot hai
    K Tum Sach Keh Rahay ho?


    Man: Janab is se Barh kar or Kya Proof ho Ga
    K us Waqt Main Apni B.V ko Lenay Susral Ja Raha Tha. :-)


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Sotey Mein Bolne ki Beemari
    BV Doctor Se: Mere Shohar ko Sotey Mein Bolne ki Beemari Hai.
    Main Unhain Kya Doon?

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    Doctor: Aap Unhain Jagty Mein Bolne Ka Mauqa Dein. :-)


  By: Sumbul   Send To Mobile
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