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Best Collection of New Happy Marriage SMS at Funny SMS

This category is dedicated for marriage jokes / quotes / poems / sms / text messages. Send these cute anniversary sms messages, anniversary sayings, anniversary greetings, wedding sms, husband and wife jokes and sms messages, wedding greetings, marriage sms to your loved ones. You can also submit marriage jokes here.

Latest Happy Marriage SMS:

  • Khana Tayar Nahi Hua Abhi?
    Husband: Begum Khana Tayar Nahi Hua Abhi?

    Begum: Nahi G,Thori Dair Baqi Ha.

    Husband: Theek Ha Mein Bahar Se Kha Leta Hon.

    Begum: Bas 5 Mint Ruk Jaen.

    Husband:5 Mint Mein Khana Tayar Ho Jaega?

    Begum: Nahi Mein Tayar Ho Jaungi. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Bivi k Sath Bartan Dhoty Ho?
    Ek Dost Apny Friend Se:

    Yar Suna hai Tum Apni Bivi k Sath Bartan Dhoty Ho?

    Dost:

    To kiya hua. Wo bhi to mere Sath Rotiyan Pakati hy.


  By: Ali Abbas   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi ki Salgirah Ka Jashan
    Bivi: Kyon na hum Apni Shadi ki Salgirah Per

    Daawat k Liye Murghi Zibah Karen?

    Shohar: Ghalti to Mai ne ki Hai?

    To saza us Gharib ko Kyon Dein?


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon
    Wife: Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon
    Talaaq Ka Notice Bhej Doongi!



    Husband: Ja Ja Chali Ja Meethi Meethi Baatein Ker K
    Khush Krne Ki Koshish Mat Ker.


  By: naveed samoo   Send To Mobile
  • Jahan Raho Khush Raho
    Wife: Agar mai gum ho Gao to Tum Kiya Karo Ge?


    Husband: Mai Akhbar me Add Donga!


    Wife: Kiya Add do ge?


    Husband: "JAHAN RAHO KHUSH RAHO!"


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Wish u Luck, Wish u Joy
    SWEET Poem 4 u

    Wish u Luck, Wish u Joy,
    May u have a baby boy,
    When his hair starts to curl,
    May u have a baby girl,
    When she starts wearing pins,
    May u have a pair of twins,
    When ur twins turn to four,
    May u have 3 baby more,
    N if u go on this scheme,
    U Will have a Cricket Team... Ameen.!


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Ka Intazar Na Karo
    Principal: School Ka Time 8 Bajy ka hai
    Aur tum 9:30 Bajy Q Aa Rahy Ho?




    Pathan Student:
    "O Yara Tum Hamara Intezar Mat Kiya Karo,
    School Laga diya Karo. :-)


  By: mehwish khan   Send To Mobile
  • Biwi ko Qasoor Waar
    Ek Dost Dusre Dost Se:
    Yaar Museebat Aane Per Log
    Oopar wale ko hi Qasoor Waar kun Thehraty Hain?



    Dusra Dost: Kyon K Biwi ko Qasoor Waar Thehrany Se
    Museebat Aur Badh Jaye Gi. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Man Desperately Needs Wife
    Every Man desperately needs a wife..

    Because every day & every minute, something goes wrong,

    for which he cannot blame God or the Government. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • If You Go Out with Wife
    ECG If You Go Out with Wife
    /l__,-.__/\_,_,-.

    ECG if u go out with Girlfriend
    _/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_

    ECG If wife Catches u with Girlfriend.
    /\________

    ECG If Girlfriend Catches u with Wife.
    ___________


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
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