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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Aaj Ka Unwaan Hai MAA
    Aaj Ka Hamara Unwaan Hai...

    *" MAA "*

    Maa Kon Hoti Hai?

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    Abbu Ki Wife.

    Itna Bhi Nahi Pata? :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Baap ne apne baitay ki talashi
    Baap ne apne baitay ki talashi li,
    jaib se naswar, cigrette, chars, katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls ke numbers baramad hoye,
    baap ne baitay ko bohot mara or kaha "kab se kar rahe ho ye sab kuch"?
    Baita rote hoye bola,
    "Abu main ne aap ki jacket pehni hui hai"


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Aansu, Blood K 30 Drops
    An English Philosopher Said,

    1 Aansu, Blood K 30 Drops k Equal Hai,
    Agar Koi Aap k Liye Rota Hai,
    Its means, Wo Aap k Liye Mar Raha Hai,
    Wo Apni Jaan Donate Kar Raha Hai Tumhary Liye,
    Its Great Sacrifice,

    So, Sochne ki Baat Ye Hai K
    English Philosopher ne Apni Philosophy Urdu Mai Kyon Jhaari.

    Because
    Uski English Mai Supply Thi. :-)


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Jo Bhonktey Hain Woh
    1 Boy School Se Rota Hua Ghar Aaya:

    Maa: Beta Kyo Ro Rahe ho?
    Boy: Sir Ne Bohat Mara Hai Mujhe!

    Maa: Q?
    Boy: Sir Mere Dost Ko Daant Rahy Thy To Maine Dost ko Tasalli Di, Aur Ek Misaal di.

    Mother: Konsi Misaal?
    Boy: Jo Bhonktey Hain Woh Kaat'tey Nahi. :-)


  By: Saima Baloch   Send To Mobile
  • Machhar Marny Per Chutti
    Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Aagaye?

    Son: Machar Maara To Teacher Ne Chutti De Di.

    Maa: Aisa Kyon?

    Son: Machar Teacher k Gaal Par Betha Tha na. :-)


  By: Pieces   Send To Mobile
  • Implanted A Women's Ear
    A Doctor Implanted a New Ear to a Man:

    Man: You Idiot, You Gave Me a Woman's Ear.

    Doctor: It Makes No Difference.

    Man: It Does, Now I Can Hear Everything,
    But Understand Nothing. :-)


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Nehla k Bheja Karen
    Teacher ne 1 Bachhe ki Mom ko Likha:
    Bache ko Nehla k Bheja Karen.

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    Mom Ne Note Parhne K Baad Likha:
    Bachhe ko Parhaya Karen, Soongha Na Karen. :-)


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile
  • Baap Pe Gaya Hai
    Maa: Beta Khana Khaega?
    Beta: Nahi

    Mom: Beta Chocolate Khaega?
    Beta: Nahi

    Mom: Beta Mithae Khaega?
    Beta: Nahi

    Mom: Baap Pe Gaya Hai.
    "JOOTIYAN" He Khaega. :-)


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Bara NAAM Karey Ga
    NAAM
    NAAAM
    NAAAAAM
    NAAAAAAAAAM
    NAAAAAAAAAAAAM

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    Papa Kehtay Hain
    Bara NAAM Karey Ga. :-)


  By: shahzada   Send To Mobile
  • Sab Paisey Se Aata Hai
    Baap Betey Se: Beta Btao "ALIF" Se Kya Aata Hai?

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    Beta: Ye "ALIF WALIF" Se Aaj Kal Kuch Nahi Aata.

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    Sab Paisey Se Aata Hai. :-)


  By: Konvicted   Send To Mobile
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