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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Baghair Chhat Wali Car
    3 Bachay Aapas mein Batein Kar Rahe Thay:

    Pehla Bacha: Main Bhooray Rang ki Car Longa
    Q K Mere Abbu k Baal Bhooray hain.


    Dosra Bacha: To Mai kaali Car longa
    Q K Mere Abbu k Baal Kaale hain.


    Teesra Bacha: Main To Baghair Chhat(Roof) ki Car lon ga
    Q K Mere Abbu to Ganjay hain. :-)


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Teri Wali Ne Mara Hai
    Son Was Crying, Dad Came And Asked:

    Why Are You Crying? Tell me.

    I Am Your Friend Na?


    Son: Kuch Nahi Yaar!

    Chocolate Ziyada Maang Li,



    To Teri Wali Ne Mara Hai. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Mother's and Wife's Tears
    Chintu: Papa What's the Difference Between
    Mother's Tears & Wife's Tears?

    Father: Mother's tears Affect your HEART,

    And

    Wife's Tears Affect your POCKET. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Teacher Aa rahay Hain
    Dada Apny Potay Se: Tumhary Teacher Aa rahay Hain,
    Tm Chhup Jaao.




    Pota: Pehle Aap Chhup Jaen,
    Maine Aapki Mout Ka Bahana Bana Kar 2 Hafte Ki Chutti Li Hai. :-)


  By: Broad Caster   Send To Mobile
  • Jo Dushmano Se Bhag Jaye
    Baap: Sharab, Cigarette, Larkiyan
    Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain.

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    Beta: Jo Shakhs Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag Jaye

    Wo Mard Nahi Hota Abba. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Papa Ji Election Main
    Beta: Kya is Baar Papa Election Main Kharre Ho Rahe Hain?


    Maa: Wo Mere Saamne To Khade Ho Nahi Sakte.


    Election Mai Kya Kharre Honge?


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Aurton Pe Yaqeen Na Karo
    Bacha Baap Se: Daddy Aaj Kal ki Aurton Par Yaqeen Nahi Karna Chahiye.


    Baap: Beta Woh Kyon?


    Bacha: Daddy Kal Teacher Keh Rahi Thi
    3 or 3 6 Hote Hain.

    Aur

    Aaj Bolti hai 4 or 2 6 Hote Hain. :-)


  By: Bilal Altaf   Send To Mobile
  • Fact About Women
    Fact About Women:

    They Can see a Hair of a Girl on their Husband's Coat
    From 20 meters,

    But can't See a Pillar From 2 Meters
    While Parking a Car. :-)


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile
  • Sweet Demand By A Kid
    A Sweet Demand By a Kid.

    He was Beaten Up by his Mom.

    Dad Asked What Happened Son?

    Kid: I cant Adjust With Your Wife Anymore,

    I Want My Own. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • 2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai
    2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy.

    1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha,

    2nd Udaas Kony Mai betha Tha.

    Baap: Tum itna Q Hans Rahy Ho?





    Beta: Mummy ne Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya. :-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
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