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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • How Can A Father
    How Can A Father

    Make His Daughter

    Walk On The Street

    Looking Down The Earth??



    Just Gift Her A Mobile With Free Sms.


  By: Majid   Send To Mobile
  • Throw Out Mother-In-Law
    Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?

    Because
    Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said:
    "Apni Saas Ko Bahar Nikalo."


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • What do you want
    Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

    Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.


  By: Usama   Send To Mobile
  • happy
    Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
    Because
    Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said:

    "Apni Saas Ko Bahar Nikalo"


  By: ponam   Send To Mobile
  • beti kyu ro rahi ho
    Mom: beti kyu ro rahi ho?
    beti: Teacher ne mara
    Mom: Q?
    Beti: Maine usko murgi kaha kyuki
    usne mujhe EXAM mein anda
    diya..
    Ha ha ha


  By: Rahim Shah   Send To Mobile
  • Crossing a road
    Rani: You know mam, my mother fears a lot while crossing a road!

    Teacher: How do U know that?

    Rani: Because, she holds my hand while crossing!


  By: Usama   Send To Mobile
  • Ghar Der Se Aya Hai
    In Court Judge Said 2 Women:

    U R Realy Brave,
    Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.

    Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako

    Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar

    Ghar Der Se Aya Hai.


  By: Usama   Send To Mobile
  • 3 Movie Tickets
    Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
    So i bought 3 movie tickets.
    Wife: why three?

    Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents.


  By: Usama   Send To Mobile
  • Main school nahi jaonga
    Son: Main school nahi jaonga.
    Mom: Q?
    Son: Main nokari karonga.
    Mom: 4th class parh kar kya kaam karogay?
    Son: 3rd class ki larkiyon ko tution parhaonga.


  By: Adnan   Send To Mobile
  • Kal mere khuab main ek
    Husband: Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi,
    Wah! kya larki thi.

    Wife: Akeli he aai hogi?

    Shohar: Tumko kese pata:

    Wife: Uska husband mere khuab main aaya tha.


  By: Rahim Shah   Send To Mobile
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