Saima Baloch's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Saima Baloch
Location: Lahore
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Member Since: 18 Apr 2009
About Saima Baloch:
Hi! I am Saima Bloch from Lahore.
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Saima Baloch
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Woh Kon Si Khasiyat hai
Q: Mujh Mein Woh Kon Si Khasiyat hai
jis ki Bina Par log Mujh Se Dosti Karty Hain?
1.Looks
2.Happy Go lucky nature
3.Face Exprsion
4.Funny Harkatein
5.Never mind attitude
6.Childishness
7.Friendly Smile
8.Quick Dialouge Delivery
9.Chulbula Pan
10.Helping Nature
11.Intelligence
12.Maturity.
Category: Reply Me SMS
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Meri Yaad Aaye Gi
Sham k Ujalon par
Apne Narm Hathon Se
Koi baat Achi Si
Koi Khwab Sacha Sa
Koi Bolti Khushbu
Koi Sochta Lamha
Jab Bhi Likhna Chaho Gey
Soch k Darichon Se
Yaad k Hawalon Se
Mera Naam Chupke Se
Tum ko Yaad Aaye ga
Hath Kaanp Jaingay
Sham Teher Jay Gi
Meri Yaad Aaye Gi.
Meri Yaad Aaye Gi.
Category: Missing You SMS
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Izzat Bachany Ka Tareeqa
Izzat Bachany Ka Naya Tareeqa.
Ek Larka Apne Dost k Sath Khara Tha k Wahan se Ek Larki Guzri,
Usne us Larki ko Ishara kiya aur Aankh Maari,
Jawab mein Larki ne us Larke ko Lanat De Di.
Wo Larka Apne Dost se Bola:
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Bechari 5 Baje Milne Ka keh Rahi hai,
Magar main Jaonga he Nahi. :-)
Category: Boys vs Girls SMS
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Tum Se Kuch Kehna Chahati Hon
Me Tum Se Kuch Kehna Chahati Hon,
Kehny ka jab Irada Karti hun,
Mary bolny Se Qabal He,
Ek dard Angrai ly kar Bedar ho Hata Hai,
Phir.
Na Dil Sanbhalta hy,
Na Aansoo Rok Pati hun,
Me Tum Se kuch Kehna Chahati Hon,
Magar.
Ab Yun Lagta Hai Mujhe,
K Mai Kabhi Bhi Tumse Kuch Keh na Paaon ge,
TUM KESE OR K HO JAO GY,
Mai Tanhaa Reh Jaon gi,
Mai Tanhaa Reh Jaon gi..
Category: Urdu Love SMS
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Tum Pasandidah Kitab Ho
Tum Pasandidah Kitab Ho.
Aksar Sochti Rahi!
Main Tumhari Sabse Ziyada Pasandida Kitab ki Tarah Hon
Jo Neend Mai Bhi Tumhare Seene mei Khul kar Rehti Hai
Tum Mujhe Parrhte Ho, Harf-Harf Samajhte ho, Sparsh Karte ho
Main Aur Bhi Gehrey Utar jati Hon
Tumhare Ghar ke Kone Kone mei Dikh Jati hon
Wahin-Wahin jahan jahan Tum Mujhe Dhondte Rahe
Phir Achanak Q Seene Mai Rakhi Kitab Ko
Dhairon Kitab ke Beech Rakh Diya
Ek Baar Bhi Nahi Chaaha Kitab Par Jami Dhool ko Hata Don
Usey Usi Jagah Rakh Don Thora Parh Lon
Aur keh Don Tum hi Meri Pasandidah Kitab Ho.
Category: Urdu Poetry SMS
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Meray Dil Mai Utro Zara
Meray Dil Mai Utro Zara Zara,
Mujhay Holay Holay to Pyar Do,
Meri Tishnagi ko Barhaao Phir,
Meri Bey-Kali ko Qaraar Do,
Mujhay Harf Harf Samait Lo,
Muje Lafz Lafz Shumaar Do,
Jo Umar Bhar na Utar Sakey,
Meri Rooh ko Khud Mai Utar Lo,
Aao Pyar k Is Khail Mai,
Tum Jeet Jao Mujhe Haar Do.
Category: Urdu Poetry SMS
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Good Daughter Says To Lover
A Good Daughter Says To her Lover:
Han ye Sach Hai k Mujy Tumse Muhabbat Hai
Ye Bhi Sach Hai k Mai Tumhari Chahat Hon.
Per Meri Zindgi Mai Chahto ki Kami to Nahi
Rishte or Bhi Hain Sirf Tum He to Nahi.
Apni Zaat k is Pehlu Se Aaj Milwaun Tumhai
Me kya hu kesi Hon Zara Batlaun Tumhai
Me apni Maa ki Tarbiyt Mai Dhala Sancha Hon.
Apne Baba ki Umedo Se Pur ik Khaka Hon.
Apne Bhai ki Gairat Hon Janti Hon Mai.
Mjse hi hai Ghar ki Izzat Manti Hon Mai.
To Behak jaun Mai ye Kabhi Mumkin He Nahi.
K Dil wo Sab b Rakhte Hain, sirf hum Tum He to Nahi.
Mohabat Wo Nahi jo Rishty Bhula Deti Ho.
Muhabat Wo Hai jo Buzurgon ki Dua Leti Ho.
Category: Decent SMS Jokes
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Jo Bhonktey Hain Woh
1 Boy School Se Rota Hua Ghar Aaya:
Maa: Beta Kyo Ro Rahe ho?
Boy: Sir Ne Bohat Mara Hai Mujhe!
Maa: Q?
Boy: Sir Mere Dost Ko Daant Rahy Thy To Maine Dost ko Tasalli Di, Aur Ek Misaal di.
Mother: Konsi Misaal?
Boy: Jo Bhonktey Hain Woh Kaat'tey Nahi. :-)
Category: Family SMS-Jokes
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Muddat Ke Baad Dekha
Muddat Ke Baad Dekha Use Badla Hua Tha Woh
Najane Kiya Hadsa Hua Sehma Hua Tha Woh
Mujhe Dekh Kar Usne Chehra To Chupa Liya
Magar Ankhain Bata Rahi Thi Ke Roya Hua Tha Woh
Uski Aankhon Main Dekh Kar Mehsoos Hua Mujhe
Meri Tarha Kisi Soch Main Dooba Hua Tha Woh
Uski Sonay Jaisi Rangat Zarad Parh Gayi Thi
Jese Kisi Ke Pyaar Mein Jala Hua Tha Woh
Qurbaan Jaon Us Shakhs Par Main
Yaad Main Jis Ki Khoya Hua Tha Woh.
Category: Broken Heart SMS
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