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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Tumhara Hamara
    Shohar: Main tang aagaya hon, Tum humesha Mera Ghar, Meri Car, he kehti rehti ho.
    Kabhi Hamara bhi keh diya karo.
    Ab Almaari main kya dhoondh rahi ho?


    Biwi: Hamara Dupatta.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • 45 Saal ka Aadmi
    45 saal ka Aadmi, Larki dekhne gaya, Larki ki maa behosh ho gai...

    Hosh aaya, wajah puchi to Maa boli:

    25 saal pehle ye mujhe bhi dekhne aaya tha.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • If u Pass in Exams
    Father: If u pass in exams, I'll gift you 1 cycle
    son: If i fail?
    Father: I'll gift 100 cycles
    son: Why?
    Father: Phir mera puttar dukan khole ga cyclan di.


  By: Riskyplayer   Send To Mobile
  • Law Of Gravity Explains
    PHYSICS TEACHER: Now As You All Know The Law Of Gravity Explains Why We Stay On Earth!



    PAPPU: But Sir! Where Did People Stay Before The Law Was Passed?


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • Chaand ki AAN ho Tum
    Chaand ki AAN ho Tum,

    Sitaron ki JAAN ho Tum,

    Pholon ka ARMAAN ho Tum,

    Kudrat ka INAAM ho Tum,

    Par Sab se pehle,

    Dunya ki Sab Larkiyon k BHAI JAAN ho Tum.


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Main Gum ho gai to
    Wife: Aji agar main Gum ho gai to Tum kya karo gay?

    Husband: Its the time to Disco.

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    Kon dhoondhay ga tujhko?

    Kabhi na mily tu mujhko.


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Two Friends Talking
    Two Friends Talking:

    - Meri Shadi ho gai
    * O ye to acha hua

    - Nahi, bura hua, Woh bad soorat hai
    * O ye to bura hua

    - Nahi, acha hua, Woh bohat ameer hai
    * O ye to acha hua

    - Nahi, bura hua, Woh mujhe ek rupya bhi nahi deti
    * O ye to bura hua

    - Nahi, acha hua, Usne mujhe ek ghar khareed kar diya hai
    * O ye to acha hua

    - Nahi, bura hua, Us ghar main aag lag gai
    * O ye to bura hua

    - Nahi, acha hua, Woh bhi us ghar main thi.


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • After and Before Marriage
    Love Before Marriage:
    Janu!!! Tum nahi to Main nahi,...
    Main nahi to Tum nahi,,,


    Love After Marriage:
    Baighairtaa.... Aaj Tu nahi ya Main nahi...


  By: Sumbul   Send To Mobile
  • Wedding Anniversary
    Wife: Darling today is our Anniversary, what should we do?


    Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!


  By: Aurang Zaib   Send To Mobile
  • School nahi jaonga
    Boy: Papa main kal School nahi jaonga.

    Papa: Kyon Beta?

    Boy: Aaj School main hamara Wazan(Weight) kya tha.

    Papa: TO kya hua?

    Boy: Aaj Wazan kya hai, Kal baich diya to?


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
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