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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Dilchasp Duaen
    'Dilchasp Duaen'
    Pinki Ko Dua Mili K Sda Hansti Muskruati Rho,Aj Wo Pagal Khany Me Hy
    Ajmal Ko Dua Mili k Dunya Tery Ishary Pr Chaly,Aj Wo Trafic Constable Hy
    Tipu Ko Dua Mili K Teri Zindgi Me Phool Khilty Rhen,Aj Wo School Me Mali Hy
    Bublo Ko Dua Mili K Sda Chamkty Rho Aj Bablo K Sr Py 1 b Baal Nhi
    Munni Ko Dua Mili Hmesha Logo K Dukh Dard Me Kaam Aao, munni Aj Nurse hy.
    Ap bolo Apko kya Dua di jaye? Bara kehtay ho k Duaon me yaad rkhna... JUST JOKE


  By: faiza   Send To Mobile


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Father Tum ne university k 4 sal
    Father:Tum ne university k 4 sal me Sub se Muskil kaam kon sa seekha?.
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    Son:
    Tez Hawao mE 1 Teeli Se 3 CIGERATE jalana.

    Father
    LAKH LANAT THAE


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Father 2 Son
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    Afzal Tum Rat Ko Kis Waqt Soye The?

    Afzal:
    Main Raat Ko 2 Baje Tak Home Work
    Karta Rahah Tha.

    Father:
    Magar Raat 11 Baje To Bijli Chali
    Gai Thi.

    Afzal (Ghabrate Hue):
    Main Parhne Me Itna Magan Tha K
    Bijli Aane Or Jane Ka Pata He Nai Chala.:-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Larka Kaisa Hai?
    Sis: Larka Kaisa Hai?

    Bro: Larka Acha hai Engineer hai,
    Daikhne Mai film ka hero Lagta hai.

    Sis: Konsi Film Ka?

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    Bro: "PAA" :-)


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • Paani Kahan Se Aata Hai?
    BOY: Abbu ye Nal Mein Paani Kahan Se Aata Hai?

    FATHER: beta yahan jheel hai na. Wahan se aata hai

    BOY: Abbu mujhe le k jao na wahan.

    FATHER: Acha chalo.

    Wo bete ko jheel k paas le jata hai aur bacha usse jheel mein phaink deta hai......

    Phir bacha ghar puhanch k : Ammi Nal kholo abbu aa rahe hain.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • A Man kills a DEER
    A Man kills a DEER

    cooks it & does not tell kids what it is

    He gives a hint "Its something that your Mom calls me in Love"

    Son Shouts:-
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    .Na Khana
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    "KHOTA" hai.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile


  By: HASSAN   Send To Mobile
  • when some one
    when some one insults you thnk b4 react
    it takes 72 muscles to get angry
    14 to smile,but only 4 muscles to extend ur hands so kheench kar mar salay ko.


  By: HASSAN   Send To Mobile
  • MAster to student
    MAster to student:koi ashqi wala shair sunao
    stdnt:mota marta moti pe,
    bhoka marta roti pe,
    master g ki 2 bachiyan,
    pr me marta choti pe.


  By: HASSAN   Send To Mobile
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