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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Sister is Someone Who
    Sister is Someone Who is caring and sharing.
    Sister can understand things you never said.
    She can understand pain,
    Which is not visible to anyone.
    I love my sister.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Jab Tak Zinda Hain Maa Baap
    Dedicated to Girls

    Farrukh Hum Apni khud-dari ki numaaish nahi kia Phirtey...

    Jab Tak Zinda Hain Maa Baap Apne, Hum Mohabbat kisi Aur se Nahi Karte.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Gadhe Per Bethunga
    Husband: Ary Munne ko Samjhao, Zid Kar raha hai K
    Gadhe Per Bethunga.




    Wife: To kya Hua Bacha He to Hai,
    Zara si Dair ke Liye Peeth Pe Bitha Lo. :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Sab se Bahadur Kon Hai?
    Teacher: Tumhary Ghar me Sab se Bahadur Kon Hai?

    Bacha: Choha

    Teacher: Wo Kese?

    Bacha: Hum Abbu se Dartay Hen,

    Abbu Ammi Se Darte Hain

    Aur

    Ammi Chohay Se Darti Hain. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Angrez B Na
    Angrez B Na!

    Ye Alif Bay Pay ko A to Z kehte hen,

    Hum inko Pagal,
    Ye hamen MAD kehte hen,

    Jeeti jaagti Ammi ko Mummy,

    OR Zinda Baap ko b DEAD kehtay hen.;-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • 2 MY DEAR & LOVELY TEACHERS
    LADY TEACHER:SOCH OR WEHAM MAIN KIA FARQ HAI?????

    STUDENT:AAP MAST ITEM HAIN YE HAMARI SOCH HAI..........












    OR HUM ABHI BACHHE HAIN YE AAP KA WEHAM


  By: usman khan   Send To Mobile
  • OUR LOVELY PATHANS
    LARKI KO I LOVE U KEHNE PAR RESPONSES

    ENGLISH GIRL:U R TOO NAUGHTY SWEET HEART....

    URDU GIRL:NA KARO NA JANU...

    PUNJABI GIRL:HATT VE ZALIMA....

    PATHAN GIRL:MARR SHE, TABAH SHE, KHAWRE PA SAR SHE, BEGHAIRAT BACHIA, KHUDE DE ZUANI MARG KA, TOTAY TOTAY SHE....
    KOR K DE KHOR MOR NESHTA............


  By: usman khan   Send To Mobile
  • Tumhari Chaar Biwiyan Hain?
    Dost: Main Dekh Raha Hoon Kareem Tum
    Aaj Kal Ghar Se Ziada Bahar Rehtey ho Aakhir Wajah Kya Hai?

    Kareem: Kuch Nahi Yaar Ghar main Chaaron Biwiyan Naak Main Damm Kar Deti Hain Isi liye.

    Dost: Tumhari Chaar Biwiyan Hain?

    Kareem: Na Bhai Na, Sab Doosron Ki Hain

    Ek Abba ki
    Doosri Bhai ki
    Teesri Dada ki
    Aur Chothi Nana Ki. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Kya Ham Jahaz Mai Beth Kar
    Ek Chote Bache ne Apne Abbu Se Pucha: Kya Ham Jahaz Mai Beth Kar
    Allah K Paas Pohonch Sakte Hein?

    Abbu: Beta Allah K Paas to Ham Gaadi Mai Beth Kar Bhi Pohonch Sakte Hain.
    Ba'Shartia K Gaadi Tumhari Ammi Drive Kar Rahi Ho. :-)


  By: malik   Send To Mobile
  • A Young Boy and his Dad
    A Young Boy and his Dad went out Fishing:

    Son: How do fish breath under water?
    Dad: I really don't know, son.

    Son: How does our boat float on the water?
    Dad: Don't know, son.

    Son: Why is the sky blue?
    Dad: I honestly have no idea, son.

    Son: Dad, do you mind that I'm asking you all of these questions?
    Dad: Of course not son, how else are you ever going to learn anything? :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
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