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Jo Bhonktey Hain Woh



1 Boy School Se Rota Hua Ghar Aaya:

Maa: Beta Kyo Ro Rahe ho?
Boy: Sir Ne Bohat Mara Hai Mujhe!

Maa: Q?
Boy: Sir Mere Dost Ko Daant Rahy Thy To Maine Dost ko Tasalli Di, Aur Ek Misaal di.

Mother: Konsi Misaal?
Boy: Jo Bhonktey Hain Woh Kaat'tey Nahi. :-)



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