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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Itna He Kar Sakta Tha
    Ek Burhay Kisaan ne Apne betay ko Jail mai khat likha:

    "Pyaray Betay!
    Mai is Saal Aalo ki Fasal Nhi Bo Sakta.
    Mjhse Khait ki khudai Nahi ho rahi hai,
    Kash Tum Meri madad kar sakte."

    Betay ne Jawab Diya: Abba! Khait Mat khodna,
    Wahan maine Aslaha Chupaya huwa hai.

    Aglay din Police ne Saray Khait ki khudai kar di lekin Unhen wahan kuch nhn mila.

    Betay ne Phir Khat likha:
    Abba! Ab Aap Aalo ki Fasal Bo sakte hain!
    Mai yahan se Aap k liye itna hi kar sakta tha! :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi K Baad Maut
    Ek Dafa ka Zikar hai k:
    Ek Raja aur Rani ki Shadi kay baad achanak Moat hogayee.

    To Phir....

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    Neechay Kia Laash Dhoond Rahe Ho?


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • School Kia Hota Hai?
    Kid: Daddy ye School kia hota hai?


    Father: Ye Woh jaga hai,

    Jahan Parents ko Loota

    Aur Bachon ko Koota jata hai. :-)


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • I Can't Be Everywhere
    Angel Said: I can't be everywhere to help you...
    So I Created MOTHER...

    Devil Said: Me too can't be everywhere...
    So I Created.
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    MOTHER-IN-LAW. :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Damaad ka Test
    Saas ne apne 3 Daamadon ki mohabbat azmanay k liye
    un k samnay darya(river) mai chalang laga di..

    1 Damaad ne uss ko bacha liya!
    Us ko saas ki taraf se Jeep mil gayi

    2nd day yei drama huwa...
    Dusre damaad ne b bacha liya!!
    Us ko motor cycle inaam mili

    3rd day phr yei hua
    Teesre ne socha mere liye cycle hi reh gayi hai...
    Kya zarurat hai bachaanay ki!!

    Saas doob gai.
    Aglay din uss damaad ko

    Rolls Royce car mil gayi


    Susar ki taraf se. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Utility Store ki Line
    Ek utility store k bahar lambi line thi:

    1 Aadmi bar bar line mai ghusta, log usko pakr k peechay phenk dete.



    Aadmi: Lage raho, Main Bhi Aaj Store Nahin Kholunga. :-D


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Punishment For a Woman?
    Whats the Best Punishment For a Woman?


    Give her New Clothes,
    Matching Jewelery &
    Nice Cosmetics...

    And then


    Lock her in a Room



    Without a Mirror. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Mera Naam Badal Dena
    Girl: Papa 1 Larka baar baar mujhe I LOVE YOU Bolta Hai.

    Kya Karon?


    Papa: Beta Us se shadi kar le.

    Zindagi Main agar dobara bol de to Mera Naam Badal Dena. :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Mera Driver Marr Gaya
    Bad News:
    Meri Car Green Hills Se Gir k Tabah Ho Gai,
    Driver Moqa Per Mar Gaya,
    Aap Sab Friends Se Request Hai K Dua Krain,
    I Hope Next Time Aisa Nai Ho Ga.


    Because

    Ab Main
    "NEED 4 SPEED Underground" Khelon Ga.


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Guess What?
    Son:What has 50 legs, big blue eyes on stems, and a red body with green stripes?

    Dad: I give up, What?

    Son: I don't know either, but it's crawling on your collar right this minute.


  By: IrfAnwar   Send To Mobile
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