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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Mother & Wife's Tears
    Son: Papa What's the Difference Between Mother's Tears and Wife's Tears?



    Father: Mother's Tears hit Your Heart

    &

    Wife's Tears Hit Your Pocket.


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile
  • Aaj Hum Dono Wada Karen
    Aao!

    Aaj Hum Dono Wada Karen.

    K

    Hum Zindagi Bhar Pyar Karengy.

    Hum Wafa Karengy.

    Hum Muhabbat Karengy.

    Sirf Aur Sirf Apni.

    Pyari

    "AMMI JAAN" Se. :-)


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Cutest Story Ever
    Cutest Story Ever:

    Kid: Mom I love You more than You Love Me

    Mom: How Can You Prove this my Son?

    Kid: Because you've 2 sons n I've only one Mother.

    SHHO SWEEET.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Roti Nahi Paka Saktin
    Husband: Tum Aesi Roti Nahi Paka Saktin,
    Jesi meri Ammi Pakati Thin.



    Wife: Paka Sakti Hon.
    Agar Tum Bhi Aisa Aata Goondho,
    Jesa Tumhare Abbu Goondha Karty Thy. :-)


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Superior Example of Love
    Most Superior Example of Love in My life .


    When Apples are 4 & We Are 5
    Then my mother
    Says, "I don't Like Apples."

    (Bu Ali Seena)


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Jo Meri Baat Manay Ga
    MOMMY To CHILDREN: Jo Meri Baat Manay Ga.

    Aur Meray Aagay Kuch Nahi Bolay Ga.

    Main Usay Gift Dongi.




    Chota Bacha: Lo G! Is Tarah To Saray Gifts Abbu Le Jayengy. :-)


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Bhaiyya Ghar Aa Gaye
    Saas Bahu Se: Aaj Se Tum Mujhe MAA Or Apny Sasur Ko PAPA Kehna.
    Bahu: Samajh Gai.




    Sham Ko Uska Pati Ghar Aya to Boli:

    Maa! Bhaiyya Ghar Aa Gaye hain. :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Waldain ki Faryaad
    Waldain ki Faryaad Aulaad k Naam:

    Jis Din Tum Humain Boorha Dekho

    Sabr Krna Aur Humain Samajhney ki Koshish Karna.

    Jab Hum Khatey Huey Gandagi Karen
    Aur Apne Gandey Kapre Badal Na Saken To.
    Wo Waqt Yaad Krna Jab Hum Tumhary Gandey Kaprey Badalty Thay.

    Jab Hum Koi Baat Bhuul Jayen To Hum Par Tanz Na Krna Aur
    Apna Bachpan Yaad Krna.

    Jab Hum Boorhey Ho Kar Chal Na Payen To Humara Sahara Banna
    Aur
    Apna Pehla Qadam Yaad Karna.


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Cheeni Letay Aana
    Chinese Larki Ko Dekh Kar MAA Boli:

    Beta Ye Kis Ko Le Aye ho?




    Son: Ammi G! Aap Ne Khud He To Kaha Tha K.

    Ghar Aatay Huye Cheeni Letay Aana. :-)


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
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