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She didn't Say Anything
A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.
The girl looked at her father and said: It was Mom.
Father: How do you know?
Girl: She didn't say anything.
By:
IrfAnwar
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Nizamuddin Railway Station
Lahore K Pas Nizamuddin Railway Station
Ki
Train No. 6162
K Route k 3rd Station Shahdara
K 1 Chotay se Gaon
K Nazdik Waly Qabristan
K Chowkidar ki Qabar pe Bethi Hui Makhi
Ki Right side ki Tang ki Teesri Ungli
K Nakhun k Pas chupay huye Keeray
K Pait Main Rehne waly Becteria
K Chromosomal DNA
K Thymine Nucleotide
K 5th Carbon
K Outer Shell
K 4th Electron ki Qasam
Sirf aapko DISTURB karne k Liye SMS kya hai.
By:
Ariese Ansari
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BAGHERTA
Do u know GLASS tootay tau kya awaz ati ha?
Dhuz?
No!
Dhooz??
Naa!
Thhish??Arey
Nahi yaar!
Ami ki awaz aati hai…
“Lakh DI lahnat begairtay ki torya ee?
By:
shahzada
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Dont Pass Ur Exams
Father To Son: If you Dont Pass Ur Exams This Time, Don't Call Me DAD..
After Some Days Father: How Is Ur Result?
Son: Sorry Shaikh Sahab.. Main Fail ho gaya.
By:
Funtoosh
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Main Pilot banoga
Beta: Mama bara ho kar Pilot banoga.
Mom: Mjhy kese pata chalega k ye mere betay ka Jahaaz hai?
Beta: Main guzartay waqt apny ghar pe Gola phenk donga..
By:
Sumbul
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