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Lost A Wife
Husband : I lost my Wife, she went Shopping and has not come back yet.
Inspector : What is her height?
Husband : I never checked.
Inspector : Slim Or healthy?
Husband : Not Slim, can be healthy.
Inspector : Colour of Eyes?
Husband : Never Noticed.
Inspector : Colour of Hair?
Husband : Changes according to Season.
Inspector : What was She wearing?
Husband : Not sure whether it was a Dress or a suit.
Inspector : Was she driving?
Husband : Yes.
Inspector : Colour of the Car?
Husband : Balck Audi A8 with super charged 3.0 liter v6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights which use light emiting diodes for all light functions and has a vry thin scratch on the front left door.....
And then the husband started crying...
Inspector : Don't Worry Sir, We will Find Your Car...:-)
By:
Rabia Naz
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Khandan
Little Girl : Abbu, Insan kahan se aya??
Dad : Allah ny Adam aur Hawwa ko banaya,
Un k Bachay huwe, Is tarha Insan aya.
After Few Days Later..
Girl : Ammi, Insan kahan se aya??
Mom : Bohat Saal pehly Bandar tabdeel ho ker Insan ban gaya.
Girl Confused,,
Girl : Abbu, Aap ny kaha tha Insan Adam aur Hawwa se aya
Aur Ammi ny kaha Bandar se bana. Kuch Samajh nahi aya?
Dad : Beta Me ny Aap ko Apny Khandan ka bataya aur
Aapki Ammi ny Apny Khandan ka...:-)
Hahahaha
By:
Rabia Naz
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Wajha
Bacha Apny Dada se :
"Dada Jaan! Aap Zara Apni Aankhen Band keren"?
Dada : Q Beta??
Bacha : Dada Jaann Ammi kehti hen k
Dada ki aankhen Band hoty hi Hamen Bohat Sari Dolat mily gi...:-0
By:
Maha Abro
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Mard
Baap :
"Sharab, Cigaret, Larkiyan, ye sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman hen".
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Beta :
"Jo Shakhs Apne Dushmanon se Bhaag jaye wo
Mard nahi Hota Abba"...:-)
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Khusray
Pappu Apny Papa ki Shadi ki Movie dekh ker Bola:
"Papa me bhi Apni Shadi me Khusray Nachwaun ga."
Papa :
Kutty diya Puttra, ay Khusray nai Teri Phuphiyan ny...:-0
By:
Naghma Khan
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Kuttay Wala Style
Ek Larki ny 6 Bachon ko Ek sath Janam diya,,
Wo Bed se Utar ker Husband ko Thappar Maar ker Boli :
"Me ny Kaha tha na k
Kuttay Wala Style Theek nahi,
Ab Sambhalo Inhen"...:-( :-p
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Bolny Ka Haq
Husband : Ek Writer ny Likha hai k,
"Shoher ko bhi Ghar k Muamlon me Bolny ka Haq milna chahiye.."
Wife : Wo Bechara bhi dekho Likh hi paya,
Bol nahi saka...;-p :-)
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Bewaqoof
Girl : Aaj me ny Ek Larky ko Bewaqoof banaya..
Mom : Wo kese??
Girl : Me ny Us k 50 Rupy Chura ker Apni Sandal me chhupa liye,
Aur Wo 2 Ghanty tak meri Brazier aur Under Wear Me
Hath maar k Check kerta raha..
Mom : Shabash Maa ki Lori,,
1000 Rupay ka Kaam Tu ny 50 Rupay me kerwaya...;-p
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Nuqs
Ek Aadmi Apni Bivi k her Kaam me Nuqs nikalta tha,
Agar wo Anda boil kerti to kehta Fry kerna tha,
Agar Fry kerti to kehta k Boil kerna tha,
1 Din Bivi ny Dono bana liye.
Shoher ny Dono Andon ko Ghor se dekha aur bola :
Tumhen Aqal kab aaye gi?
Jis ko Boil kerna tha Us ko Fry ker liya,
Aur Jis ko Fry kerna tha Us ko Boil ker diya...;-0 ;-)
By:
Rabia Naz
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Engineer
When I was a Child,
I used to say,
"Me Bara ho ker Engineer Banu ga".
At that Time I was Proud & My Parents were
in Tension..
And Now,
They Are Proud &
I Am In Tension....:-)
By:
Rabia Naz
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