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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Bartan
    Husband & Wife Talaq k baad :

    Husband : Bachay mere hen.

    Wife : Wah Ji Wah, Bartan mera, doodh mera,

    thora sa khatta kiya daal diya pura Dahi Tera...:-0


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Qurbani
    Bivi : Aap qurbani ka janwar kab lao gy..??


    Husband : Begam! tum mujhy hi Zibaah ker lo..


    Bivi : Gadhay ki sirf Kamaai "Halal" hai,

    Qurbani nahi....:-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Laraai
    Bivi pooray 15 minute tak apnu khamosh shoher per

    garajny k baad boli :


    "Me laraai khatam kerna chah rahi hun magar

    tuhari is

    GOONGI BADMASHI

    ki wagha se ghar jahannum banta ja raha hai...:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Khushi
    Wife : Me jaldi marny wali hun.


    Husband : Me bhi jaldi marny wala hun.

    Wife : Tum Q jaldi marny walay ho?


    Husband : QK Mujh se itni bari khushi bardasht nahi ho gi...:-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Item
    Ek bacha apni Maa se pitny k baad...

    Papa kabhi aap jungle gaye ho????
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    Papa : Nahi beta.

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    Beta : Phir aap itna khofnak item kahan se pakar laye....:-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Mummy
    Daughter : Papa! sab bachon ki mummy un ko school me

    chorny ati hen, per mujhy chorny aap q aty ho??

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    Papa : Beta! sab ki mummy ati hen isi liye to

    tumhen chorny me ata hun...:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Rasta
    Larki apni Dadi se : Main school nahi jawongi.

    Rasty main larkay chairty hain
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    DADI : Bahany mat banawo,

    Me bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon,

    Mujhe to koi nahi chairta....:-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Boyfriend
    Husband to Wife : Kiya hamari shadi se pehly tumhara koi

    boyfriend tha..?


    Wife remained silent for some time…


    Husband : Me es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??


    Wife : Aby gin-ne to dey..:)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • I want a Blackberry
    WIFE : I want a Blackberry or Apple

    on my upcoming Birthday...!


    HUSBAND : Stupid! Its Mango Season.

    Eat Mango Instead......:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Gober
    Bivi ghussay se : Tumhary dimaagh me to sirf gober hi bhara hai.

    Shoher Piyaar se : To phir itni dair se

    khaa q rahi ho...?:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
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