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Ek Husband Ka Begum Ko Peghaam
*** BEGUM DAY ***
Ek Husband Ka Begum Ko Peghaam...
Meri piyari Begum,
Sawal kuch bhi ho,
Jawab tum hi ho..
Raasta koi bhi ho,
Manzil tum hi ho..
Dukh kitna hi ho,
Khushi tum hi ho..
Arman kitna hi ho,
Aarzu tum hi ho..
Ghussa jitna bhi ho,
Piyar tum hi ho..
Khuwab koi bhi ho,
Tabeer tum hi ho..
Yani Aisa samjho k
Fasad koi bhi ho,
Jarr tum hi ho...;-0
Send To All Shadi Shuda...:-)
By:
Maha Abro
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Upset
Baap : Aaj mera bacha upset Q hai??
Beta : Me Aapko nahi bata sakta.
Baap : Mujhy apna Dost samjho Yaar..
Beta : Yaar! Teri bhabhi naraz ho gai hai...:-)
By:
Maha Abro
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Laraai
Bivi : Sath walon k Ghar me Laraai ho rahi hai, Aap ja
ker zara dekhen..
Husband : Ek dafa gaya tha,
Isi waja se Laraai ho rahi hai...:-)
By:
Naila Soomro
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Papa Or Dad
father : Beti tum mujhy pehly Papa kehti thin,
Ab tum ny mujhy Dad Q kehna shuru ker diya??
Beti : Come on Dad! Papa kehny se Lipstick Kharab ho jati hai..
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Han han Try ker k Dekh lo..;-p
Ker di na Larkiyon wali Harkat...:-)
By:
Naila Soomro
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Hosh
Wife : Jab tum Charas peety ho to Mujhy
Sheela kehty ho,
Jab Bhang peety ho to Mujhy
Munni kehty ho,
Aur Jab Whiskey peety ho to Mujhy
Paaro kehty ho,
Aaj Khamosh Q ho??
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Husband :
Aaj Me Hosh me hun Kallo...:-)
By:
Maha Abro
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Phool
Wife Husband se :
Tum Subha subha Mere ooper Pani Q dalty ho??
Husband : Tere Baap ny kaha tha k
Meri Beti Phool ki Tarha hai,
Isay Murjhany Mat dena...;-p ;-0
By:
Naila Soomro
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Bahadur
Ek Admi Bandooq le k Derwazy per khara tha,,
Bivi : Q Kharay ho??
Admi : Sher k Shikar per ja raha hun.
Bivi : To Jao na?
Admi : Kese jaun? Bahar Kutta khara hai.....:-)
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Call
Husband : Jaan Socha Call ker lun, Tum Miss ker rahi hogi??
Wife : 5 Minyte pehly jo Laraai hui thi Wo kiya tha??
Husband : O Fittay Moo! Phir Ghar ka Number mil Gaya...:-)
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Keera
Shoher : Doctor ny Kaha hai k Mere Daant me Keera hai.
Bivi (Tanz se) : Doctor ny Beemari to Sahi batai hai,
Magar Jaga Ghalat Bata Di...;-p
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Beghairat
Ek Damaad Apny Susral gaya..
Saas ny poocha :
"Bengan Sharif paka lun Ya Bhindi Mubarak ya
Palak Pak khana pasand karen gy"??
Damaad Bola : "Me Gunahgaar Banda hun,
Baghair Wuzu in Muqaddas Sabziyon k Naam bhi lene k
Qabil kahan??
Koi Beghairat' Awara sa Murgha Paka len"....;-) :-0
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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