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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Shoher Aur Bivi Apas me Jhagar rahy Thy
    Shoher Aur Bivi Apas me Jhagar rahy thy..

    Bivi : Tum Meri Family me kisi ko Pasand nahi kerty..

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    Shoher Masumiyat se : Q Nahi,

    Mujhy Tumhari Saas Apni saas se Ziyada Achi Lagti hai...;-p :-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Phool Ki Tarha
    Shadi k aglay Din Bivi Ghussy se : Subha Subha aap ny Mere Chehry per Paani Q Dala??

    Shoher : Tere Baap ny kaha tha k,

    Meri Beti phool ki tarha hai,

    Isay Murjhany Mat dena...:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Meri Baari Per
    Bivi Shoher se : Aapka Dost Ek Pagal Larki se Shadi ker raha hai,

    Aap Usay Rokty Q nahi??

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    Shoher : Me Q Rokun? Us Kaminay ny Mujhy Roka tha kiya?

    Meri Baari per to Wo Bara Naach raha tha...;-(


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Parday
    Bivi : Khirki k Parday lagwa do, Parosi Mujhy Dekhny ki Koshish kerta hai..

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    Husband : Ek Dafa Dekh leny do,

    Wo Khud Parday lagwa ly ga...;-0 :-D


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Tum Kon Ho
    Shoher Aur Bivi Khana Khany k liye gaye to Ek Larki ny Hello kaha..

    Bivi : Kon thi Ye???

    Shoher : Mera Dimagh Kharab na kero, Abhi isay bhi batana hai k

    Tum kon ho...;-p :-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Yaad
    Husband Bivi se : Batao Karachi ki wo kon si Chorangi hai Jis ka naam sun ker BV yaad ajati hai??

    Bivi : Pata nahi.

    Husband : Nagan Chorangi.

    Bivi : Konsa Road hai jiska naam sun ker Shoher yaad ajata hai??

    Husband : Pata nahi.

    Bivi : Bandar Road.

    Husband : Wo kon si Colony hai Jis ka naam sunty hi Tum Yaad ajati ho??

    Bivi : Pata nahi.

    Husband : Bhains Colony.

    Bivi : Wo kon si Colony hai Jis ka naam sunty hi Tum yaad ajaty ho??

    Husband : Pata nahi.

    Bivi : Machhar Colony.

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    Tension Na Lo,

    Light nahi hai isi liye 2no Pagal ho gaye hen...;-p :-D


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Jhoot
    Baap : Jab Me Chhota tha to Jhoot nahi bolta tha..

    Beta : Abba Jaan Phir Aap ny ye Kaam kab se Shuru kiya?...:-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Zaheen Doctor
    Ek Aurat Apni Parosan ko bata rahi thi k

    Doctor ny Mujhy Khana Pakany se mana kiya hai..


    Parosan : Wo Q? Kiya Tum Beemar ho??


    Aurat : Me nahi, Mere Shoher Beemar hen..:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Dinner
    Husband : Begum! Aaj Mera Dost Dinner per araha hai.

    Bivi : "Aap ko pata hai k Aaj Nokrani Chutti per hai,

    Abhi Bartan bhi dhony k liye pary hen,

    Safaai bhi kerna hai,

    Mailay kapron ka dhair bathroom me para hai,

    Aur Munna bhi beemar hai.."


    Husband : Janta hun, Sab janta hun.


    Bivi Herani se : Phir bhi aap ny Apny Dost ko Dinner ki Dawat de di??


    Husband : Wo Bewaqoof Shadi kerna chahta hai,

    Me ny usay is liye Dinner per bulaya hai k

    Achi tarha dekh le k

    Shadi k Baad Ghar ki kiya halat hoti hai...;-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Nehly Pe Dehla
    Husband kuch Soch raha tha k Bivi ny pucha : Kiya Soch rahy hen??

    Husband : Taj Mehal ka Khayal aya to socha k
    Tumhari Qabar per kis Qism ka Katba theek rahy ga..??

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    Bivi Boli : Is me Sochny ki kiya baat hai?

    Sadgi ka Zamana hai, Bas Mirza Marhoom ki Bivi Likhna Kaafi ho ga...;-)


    Soher Shocked..;-0

    Bivi rocked..:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
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