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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:
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Taj Mehal
Biwi : Aap mujhy kitna Piyar kerty ho??
Shoher : Shah Jahan jitna.
Biwi : Mere Marny k baad taj mehal banao gy??
Shoher ; Me ny to Zameen bhi le li hai,
dair to tum ker rahi ho....;-0 :-p
By:
Naila Soomro
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Nimbo
Girl : Ammi mehmanon k liye Sharbat banane k liye
Nimbo nahi hen.
Ammi : Ary darti Q hai. New Vim Baar me 100 Nimbo ki
taqat hai. Daal dy "2 Boond".....:-p :-D
By:
Naghma Khan
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Ghoongat
Wife : Aaj me Towel me thi aur
Sasur Ji aagaye.
Husband ; Phir tum ny kiya kiya??
Wife : Kiya kerti, me ny jaldi se
Towel uper ker k Ghoongat ker liya...:-0 :-D
By:
Naghma Khan
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Kameez
Wife Husband se : Otto Otto
Husband : Kiya hai??
Wife : Billi ny sara Doodh pi liya.
Husband : Kitni baar samjhaya hai k
Kameez pehan ker Soya kero....:-p :-0
By:
Naila Soomro
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FaceBook
Bacha : Dad aaj me aap ko ek baat batana chahta hun.
Dad : Bolo.
Bacha : Dad me ny facebook pe larkiyon k
naam se 5 fake ID banai hen.
Dad : Nalaik! aur kuch kaam nahi hai tere pass,
lekin tu ye mujhy Q bata raha hai??
Bacha : Dad aap jis Noor Bano ko ek mahiny se
patany ki try ker rahy ho wo me hi hun...:-p:-O
By:
Maha Abro
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10 Rupy
Bacha : Ammi 10 rupy hen?
Ammi : Apny Abba se le le.
Bacha : Abba 10 rupy hen?
Abba : Apny Mamu se le le.
Bacha : Mamu plz mujhy 10 rupy de do.
Mamu : Beta khully nahi hen, apni Mami se le lo.
Bacha : Mami aap k pass 10 rupy hen?
Mami : Nahi hen, apni Khala se le lo.
Bacha : Khala 10 rupy hen?
Khala : Nahi apny Khalu se le lo.
Bacha : Khalu 10 rupy hen?
Khalu : Haan hen beta dun kiya?
Bacha : Nahi apni Qabar me le jao saalo!
Qulfi Wala chala bhi gaya....:-(:-O
By:
Naghma Khan
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Lotriy
Husband Meri lottery lagi to tum kia kro gi
Wife
Adhey paise le k hamesha k liye maike chali jaongi
Husband
500 ki lagi he
ye le 250
chappal pehen or nikal Shabash
By:
Arshad Soomro
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Bachi
Biwi Ne Shohar Ka Mobile Check Kiya.
Phonebook Main Ladkiyon Ke Numbers
Kuch Is Tarah Save The:
Padosan Ki Bachi
New Bachi
Purani Bachi
Samne Wali Bachi
Uper Wali Bachi
College Wali Bachi
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Ye Dekh Kar Biwi Excited Ho Gayi Ke
Mera Number Kis Naam Se Save Ho Ga?
Biwi Ne Apna Number Dial Kiya To
Screen Pe Likha Hua Tha
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Pagal Ki Bachi.....:-P:-)
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Doggy
1 Moti Aurat Nay 6 Bachon Ko Aik Sath Janam Diya.
Wo Bed Say Utri
Aur Apnay Husband Ko 1 Thappar Mar K Boli:
Me nay Kaha Tha Na Doggy Wala Style Theek Nhi...:-O
By:
Naila Soomro
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Khana
Husband ghussay me : Aaj tum ny kesa khana pakaya hai,
bilkul Gober jesa hai.
Wife : Uff mere Khuda! Is aadi ny kiya kiya
Chakkha huwa hai...:-o
By:
Maha Abro
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