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Khandan



Little Girl : Abbu, Insan kahan se aya??

Dad : Allah ny Adam aur Hawwa ko banaya,
Un k Bachay huwe, Is tarha Insan aya.

After Few Days Later..

Girl : Ammi, Insan kahan se aya??

Mom : Bohat Saal pehly Bandar tabdeel ho ker Insan ban gaya.

Girl Confused,,

Girl : Abbu, Aap ny kaha tha Insan Adam aur Hawwa se aya
Aur Ammi ny kaha Bandar se bana. Kuch Samajh nahi aya?

Dad : Beta Me ny Aap ko Apny Khandan ka bataya aur
Aapki Ammi ny Apny Khandan ka...:-)

Hahahaha



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