Lost A Wife
Husband : I lost my Wife, she went Shopping and has not come back yet.
Inspector : What is her height?
Husband : I never checked.
Inspector : Slim Or healthy?
Husband : Not Slim, can be healthy.
Inspector : Colour of Eyes?
Husband : Never Noticed.
Inspector : Colour of Hair?
Husband : Changes according to Season.
Inspector : What was She wearing?
Husband : Not sure whether it was a Dress or a suit.
Inspector : Was she driving?
Husband : Yes.
Inspector : Colour of the Car?
Husband : Balck Audi A8 with super charged 3.0 liter v6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights which use light emiting diodes for all light functions and has a vry thin scratch on the front left door.....
And then the husband started crying...
Inspector : Don't Worry Sir, We will Find Your Car...:-)
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