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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:
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Tayyar
Husband : Begum! Khana tayyar nahi huwa abhi??
Begum : Nahi Ji! Abhi thori dair baqi hai..
Husband : Theek hai, Me bahar se Khaa leta hun.
Begum : Bas 5 minute Ruk jaen.
Husband : 5 minute me khana tayyar ho jaye ga??
Begum : Nahi Me Tayyar ho jaun gi...:-D :-)
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Wife Ki Dua
* Wife Ki Dua *
"Ya Allah Pak mere Husband ko bohat sari Dolat de,
Shuhrat de,
Sukoon de,
Khushi de,
Tu ye sab Mere Shoher ko de dy,,
,
Us se lena Mera Kaam hai...;-)
By:
Maha Abro
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Pagal
Husband : Agar tumhen kuch ho gaya to me
Pagal ho jaaun ga..
Bivi : Dusri Shadi to nahi kero gy??
Husband : Pagal ka kiya hai? Kuch bhi ker sakta hai...;-p
By:
Rabia Naz
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Roti
Baap : Is mobile ki Jaan Chhor de is se Tujhy
Roti nahi milny waali...
Beta : Koi Baat nahi Abba,,
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,
,
,
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Roti Pakany waali to Mily gi Naa....:-) :-D
By:
Maha Abro
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Ailaan
Ek Aadmi k 4 bachay thy..
Govt. ny Ailaan kiya : Jis k 5 bachay hongy
usay Rs.20000/= Mahana diya jaye ga..
Aadmi ny Bivi se kaha : Mera 1 Beta, meri Girlfriend se bhi hai.
Me us ko bhi le ker ata hun..
Jab wo wapas ghar aya to apny 2 bachy kam thy.
Aadmi ; 2 kahan hen??
Bivi : Jis k thy wo le gaya, Tum ny akele to ye
Ailaan nahi sunaa....;-p :-0
By:
Naghma Khan
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Suit
Bivi : Me ny aap ki Birth day k liye itna mehanga
Suit liya hai k bas..
Shoher : Shuker hai k mera bhi khayal aya, laao dikhao.
Bivi ; Me abhi pehan k aati hun...:-p
By:
Rabia Naz
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Suhag Raat
Mother : Beti! Ab tum 16 saal ki ho gai ho,
Waqt aa gaya hai 'Suhag Raat" k
baray me jan'ny ka..
Girl : Jee Ammi! Poochen kiya poochna hai...;-0 :-D
By:
Rabia Naz
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3 Lafz
Ek Couple ki aksar Larai hoti rehti thi,,
Jab baat had se ziyada barhny lagti to Shoher Bivi se kehta k
Zubaan band ker lo warna 3 Lafz keh dun ga phir roti rehna.
Bivi bechari chup ker jati,
Aksar aisa hi hota aur shoher bivi ki bolti band ker deta.
Aakhir ek din tang aa ker Bivi boli :
"Bol do 3 alfaaz, roz roz ki chik chik se jaan chooty".
Shoher hairaan ho ker bola ;
"Soch lo".
Bivi Boli :
"Soch liya,,, Bolo".
Shoher ny baray Josh me aa ker kaha ;
"To phir suno,
I AM SORRY".......:-p ;-D
By:
Naila Soomro
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Badtameez
Father : Jao Beta mere liye 1 glass Paani le aao.
Beta : Nahi Abbu me nahi ja sakta,
me game khel raha hun.
2sra Beta : Chhoriye Abbu ye to hai hi Badtameez,
Aap khud ja k Paani Pee len
aur 1 glass mere liye bhi lete aaen...:-)
By:
Naila Soomro
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