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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Kal Mere Khuwab Me Ek Larki Aai Thi
    Husband : Kal Mere Khuwab me Ek Larki aai thi, Wah! kiya Larki thi..

    Wife : Akeli aai ho gi??

    Husband : Haan, Tum ko kese Pata??

    Wife : QK Uska Husband Mere Khuwab me aya tha..:-p

    Moral:

    Bivi k Sath Panga is Not Changa..:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Kahan Hen Aap
    Bivi ny Shoher ko Phone kiya : Kahan hen Aap??

    Shoher : Tumhen wo jewellery Shop yaad hai jahan tumhen ek Diamond ka set pasand aya tha?

    Bivi (Khush ho ker): Han Han, Mujhy Yaad hai.

    Shoher : Me Us k Sath Wali Shop me Baal katwa Raha hun...:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Jhoot
    Shoher ny Bivi se kaha : Yun to Tum Bohat Achi ho,
    Lakhon me Ek ho,
    Magar Tumhary ander Ek Aadat Achi nahi hai,
    Kabhi Kabhi Tum jhoot Bolny Lagti ho..

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    Bivi ny Mun bana ker kaha :

    Kiya kerun?

    Friends k Samny Aap ki Tareef to kerna hi Parti hai na...:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Aisa Bhi Hota Hai
    Bivi : Ye Zara Akhbaar dijiye ga.

    Shoher : Jahil Aurat, IPad ka Zamana hai, Kitni dafa kaha hai k seekh lo.

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    Aur

    Kuch Dair k Baad

    Bivi

    IPad per "Pakoray" Rakh ker le Aai...:-p :-D


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Khush Naseeb Ki English
    Wife : Khush Naseeb ko English me kiya Kehty hen Ji..??

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    Husband :
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    UNMARRIED....:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Kali Zuban
    Bacha : Allah kery Baji ki Zuban cut jaye,
    Roz roz Dant'ti hen.

    Next day Zuban cut gai.

    Bacha : Allah kery Baji ka Hath toot jaye,
    Bohat Marti hen.

    Next Day Hath Toot jata hai.

    Bacha : Allah Mere Baap ko Utha le,
    Bohat Marty hen.

    Next Day Abba Ghar aaty hen.

    Bacha : Aap ko kuch nahi hua??

    Abba : Nahi Q??

    Bacha : Mama kahan hen?

    Abba : Paros me Basheer Uncle ki Death ho gai hai,
    Wahan gai hen...;-0 ;-p


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • GOBBER
    Bivi (Ghusse me) : Tumhary Dimagh me to Sirf GOBBER hi Bhara hai..

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    Shoher (Piyar se) : To Phir Itni Dair se Kha Q rahi ho?...;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Zevar
    Khamoshi Ayrat ka Zevar hai..

    Aur

    Aurat Ye Zvar Us waqt Pehanti hai,,

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    jab Wo,

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    So Rahi Ho...:-):-D


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Emotional
    Me(In Emotional Mood) : Mom, Zindagi me Kamyabi k liye kiya kerun??

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    Mom : Sab se Pehly Pathar le,

    Aur Apna Mobile Torr de...;-0 :-(


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Gar Bar
    Husband : Pait me Gar Bar hai.

    Wife : "Ajwine" le lo.

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    Husband : Theek Hai..

    Tum keh rahi ho to,

    "Aaj Wine" le leta hun...:-p :-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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