Best Collection of New Family SMS-Jokes at Funny SMS
Text Messages collection for all our beloved visitors, We update free
family sms and jokes for you every second so you can get new sms collection to impress your friends and family. You can
submit family sms and jokes here.
Latest Family SMS-Jokes:
-
Diya
Ek Buzurg ek Gaaun se Guzry to Ek Aurat Boli :
Meri Shadi ko 10 Saal ho gaye hen magar abhi tak Aulad nahi hui.
Buzurg : Me Tere Naam ka Darbar me "Diya" jalaun ga.
10 Saal baad Buzurg us Gaaun se guzry to Us Aurat k Ghar gaye. Wahan Us k 12 Bachay ho gaye thy.
Buzurg : Tumhara Shoher kahan hai?
Aurat : Wo Darbar Dhoond ker "Diya" Bujhany gaya hai...;-0 :-D
By:
Raheel Ahmed
Send To Mobile
-
Ishtehar
Wife : Agar me Gum ho jaun to Tum kiya kero gy??
Husband : Akhbar me ishtehar dun ga.
Wife Khush ho ker : Kiya Likho gy Ishtehar Me..??
.
Husband : Jisay Mily Thora Aur door Chorr Aaye..;-p
Hahahaha...:-)
By:
Raheel Ahmed
Send To Mobile
-
Khudkushi
Husband : Tumhari Roz roz ki Fermaishon se Me tang aa gaya hun,
Is liye Khudkushi kerny ja raha hun.
.
.
Wife : 2, 3 White Suit to dila den,
Iddat k Dino me kiya Pehnugi...;-0 :-)
By:
Sumaira Malik
Send To Mobile
-
Piyar Da Maza
Chaudhry : Apni Shadi nu 5 Saal ho gaye,
Tenu Piyar da sab se Ziyada Maza kis Din aya??
.
.
.
Wife Sharmaty Huwe :
"Tusi Us Din Multan Gaye C"...;-0 :-p
By:
Naghma Khan
Send To Mobile
-
I Love U
6 Years Old Boy :
I Love U Mom..
Mom : Awww..
I Love U Too..:-)
.
.
.
.
.
.
17 Years Old Boy :
I Love U Mom.
Mom : Sorry,
I Have No Money...;-p :-)
By:
Naghma Khan
Send To Mobile
-
Code
Miyan Bivi ny Code Rakha k Jab Un ka Romance ka Mood ho ga to
Wo kahen gy k "Call kerni hai"..
Ek Din Miyan ka Mood huwa to us ny Apny Bety ko kaha k :
Ja k Mom se kaho k call keni hai.
Mom : Dad se kaho k Mera Cell out of coverage hai.
Bety ny ja k baap se kaha to us ny kaha :
"Mom se kehna k me kahin aur ja k Call ker lun ga"..
Bety ny ja k Mom se kaha to Maa ny Jawab diya :
.
"Dad se kehna k Agar Aisa kiya to me Kal se "PCO" khol lun gi"...:-)
By:
Naghma Khan
Send To Mobile
-
Beemari
Maa : Beti, Wo larka Awara hai Jisy Tum Chahti ho.
Beti : Nahi Maa, Wo Doctor Bany Ga,
Us ny to Meri Wo Beemari bhi Theek ker di Jo Mujhy
Her Mahinay ho jati thi...;-0 :-)
By:
Raheel Ahmed
Send To Mobile
-
Film
Husband : Meri Film me kaam kero gi??
Wife : Haan, Kiya kerna ho ga Mujhy??
Husband : Tumhen Dheery dheery Paani me Uterna ho ga.
Wife : OK, Film ka naam kiya hai??
Husband : Gai Bhains Paani me...;-p
By:
Raheel Ahmed
Send To Mobile
-
Aadat
Hospital me 2 Aurton ka Operation ho raha tha..
Dono k Shoher Pareshani me Tehal rahy thy..
Achanak Ek Nurse Bahar nikli, Us k Hath me Ek bacha tha jiska Rang kala tha.
Bachay ko Dekh ker Ek Admi Uski Taraf Bhaga aur kaha :
"Ye Mera Bacha Hai".
Nurse Herani se : Aap ko kese Pata??
.
.
Shoher :
"Meri Bivi ki Aadat hai Her Cheez Jala Deti Hai"...:-)
By:
Raheel Ahmed
Send To Mobile
Submit Your Comments:
