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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Sitam
    Kiya Ajab Shakhs hai k BIVI pe Fida hai,,


    Aur Is pe Sitam ye hai k "Apni" pe Fida hai...:-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Top
    Boy : Abbu Agar Aap ko Pata chaly k Me ny

    College me Top kiya hai to

    Aap ko kesa lagy ga??

    ?

    ?

    Abbu : Me to Khushi se Pagal ho jaun ga..



    Boy : Bas Isi Dar se me Fail ho Gaya...:-)


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Naya
    Husband : Aaj kuch Naya karen??

    Bivi : kiya karo gy G.

    Husband : Kaan me Dalunga..

    Bivi : Na G! Me to Behri ho gaun gi..


    Husband : Chal Pagli! Aaj Tak Goongi hui hai kiya?...;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Gana
    Bivi Shoher se : Suno G! Jab Me Gana gati hun to

    Aap Bahar Q chaly jaty ho??



    Shoher : Ta K Gali Waly ye na samjhen k

    Me Tumhara Gala Daba raha hun.....;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Result
    Police Wala Apny Bachy se : Tumhara Result Acha nahi aya,

    Aaj se Tumhara Khelna Kudna,

    TV Dekhna,

    Bahar jana Band.


    Bacha : Ye 50 Rupy pakro aur Is Baat ko

    Yahin Daba Do...:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Wife to Husband
    Wife to Husband : Sex kerty Waqt aap Hips ko

    Nocha to Matt karen..



    Peechay se Nokrani Boli :


    B.B.G!

    Achi Tarha Samjhao,

    Mujh se to ab Betha bhi nahi jata....;-0 :-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Chicken Soup
    1 Murgha Maalik ko Pinjry se dekh raha tha,

    Maalik bohat Beemar tha,

    Maalik ki Bivi us k paas bethi aur kaha :

    "Aap ko bohat Tez Bukhar hai, Me aap k liye Chiken Soup

    bana dun"??


    Ye Sunty hi Murgha Chilla ker bola :


    "O Khuda ki Bandi! Pehly Panadol to Pila ker Dekh"...:-p :-D


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Parwa
    Bivi : Kiya Tumhen Mujh se Piyar hai??

    Pathan Shoher : Haan

    Bivi : Phir Tum Meri Parwa Q Nahi kerty??

    ,
    ,
    ,

    Pathan : O Pagal! Piyar kerny Walay Kisi ki

    Parwa nahi kerty.....;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Garam Pani
    Old Man Mood me apni Wife se :

    "Pani garam kerny rakh do"


    Wife : Q??


    Old Man : Kuch ker paye to Naha len gy,

    Warna

    Chai bana len gy......;-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • zindgi
    Biwi :
    Tum mujhe aesi 2 baaten
    batao.

    Aik se main khush ho jaon
    Aur aik se mujhe ghussa aa jaye.

    Husband:
    1 :

    Tum meri zindagi ho.

    2 : Aur laanat hai aesi zindagi pe..


  By: Arshad Soomro   Send To Mobile
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