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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Agar Bivi Mekay Gai - Fanny Latifa
    Sabar Museebat ko Khatam kerta Hai,
    Aur
    Shuker Nematon ko Barhata,,

    Is Liye,

    Agar BV Mekay Gai ho to
    Shuker Kero,

    Aur Agar Ghar pe Hai to
    Sabar Kero...;-p:)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Larkiyon ki Life
    Kon kehta hai k Larkiyon ki Life Asan hoti hai...


    * Ek Hath me Lip Stick,

    * Dusry me Mobile.

    * Ek Kaan Pressure Cooker ki Seeti per,

    * Dusra Mobile ki Msg Tune per.

    * Ek Aankh TV per,

    * Dusri Shoher ki Herkaton per..:-)

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Jo Meri Baat Many Ga
    Maa Bachon se: Jo Meri Baat Many ga,
    Aur Mere Hukum k agay Choon tak nahi kery ga
    Usay me Inaam dungi.

    Bachay: Mamma, Is Tarha to
    Sara Inaam Papa le jaen gy..:-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Anti Virus
    Larka: Ammi me us se Bohat Piyar kerta hun,
    Usay Bhula nahi sakta,
    Aap ye Samajh lo k Piyar Ek "Virus" hai.

    .

    Maa: Aur Meri CHAPPAL us Virus ka

    "Anti Virus" hai...:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Dheyan Do
    Maa Bete se: Tipu Sultan Kon hai??

    Beta: Pata Nahi..

    Maa: Parhaai per Dheyan do.

    Beta: Nosheen Aunty Kon hai??

    Maa: Pata nahi..

    Beta: Papa per Dheyan do..:-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Chance
    When a Wife says: WHAT....???????

    Its not because she didn't hear you...

    She's just giving you a chance to change what you said...:-p:)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Watching Drama
    Boy Watching a drama with Mom..

    Hero: Will u Marry me

    Heroine: OMG Yes.

    Me (Smiles) Mom sees

    Mom: Tujhe Konsi Maa yaad aa gaye...;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Haseen Larki
    Larki: Ammi Me Bantu k Sath hi Shadi kerun gi,
    Wo Mujhy Kehta hai k
    Me ny Tum se Ziyada Haseen Larki Duniya me
    Kahin nahi dekhi...!!

    .

    Maa: Lanat Bhej Is Admi per Jis ny
    Shadi se Pehly hi
    Jhoot bolna Shuru ker diya hai...;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Selfi
    Shoher: Begum, Jaldi se Apni Ek Selfi bhejo.

    Bivi: Me abhi Ghar k kaam ker rahi hun, baad me.

    Shoher: Ary Yaar Jaldi Bhejo na..

    Bivi: Nahi, Abhi nahi.

    Shoher: Plz Jaldi Bhejo.

    Bivi Sharmaty huwe: Aaj Meri Itni Yaad a rahi hai??

    ?

    Shoher: Ary Nahi Pagli,

    BOSS ka Chota Beta aya hai,
    Bohat Tang ker raha hai,
    Usay Darana Hai...;-o:-P

    Hahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Bivi k paaun
    Charagh-e-Fikr yaqeenan bujha k Soty hen

    Magar Naseeb ki Shama jala k Soty hen,,

    Wo log yaro, hamesha Sukoon se Rehty hen,

    Jo Apni Bivi k Paaun Daba k Soty hen..;p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
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