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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:
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Gift
Bivi Apny Shoher se: Aap ko Birthday per kiya Gift kerun??
Shoher: Aap Bas mujhy piyar se dekha karen,
Meri Izzat karen,
Baat tameez se Kiya Karen,
Aur Lara Mat karen,
Ye hi Kaafi Hai.
Bivi:
Nahi, nahi Me to gift hi Dungi...;-p:-)
By:
Haya Ali
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Aitraz
Pappu: Ammi Aap ny kaha tha na k Sabar ka Daman nahi chorna chahiye.
Ammi: Haan Beta.
Pappu: Aur Aap ny ye bhi kaha tha k Her Kaam me Allah ki Marzi hoti hai.
Ammi: Haan kaha tha.
Pappu: Aur Aap ny ye bhi kaha tha k Allah k Kamon per Aitraz nahi kerna chahiye.
Ammi: Haan, Lekin Baat Kiya Hai??
Pappu: Baat to Koi Khaas Nahi, Bas Me Fail Ho Gaya...;-(
By:
Maha Abro
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Email
Ek Larka Sharab Pee k Aya.
Baap se bachny k liye Laptop le k Beth Gaya.
.
Baap: Kiya ker rahy ho??
Son: Email ker raha hun.
Baap: Pee k Aye ho??
Son: Nahi to.
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Baap: Pagal k Bachay,
Phir Suit Case Khol k
Kon Si Maa ko Email Type ker raha hai....;-p:-)
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Apna Kaam
Maa: Beta School k liye Tayyar ho jao
Bacha: Me nahi jaun ga
Maa: school nahi jao gy to phir kiya kero gy??
Bacha: Apna Kaam Shuroo kerun ga
Maa: Nalaiq, Besharam, Class 2 me Parhty ho Tu kiya Kaam Shuru kero gy??
Bacha: Class 1 ki Bachiyon ko Tuition parhaun ga...;-p:-D
Hahaha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Future Planning
Doctor Khatoon se: Aap k Gurday Fail ho gaye hen.
Khatoon roti hui Ghar aai to Muhallay ki sari Aurten aur rishtydar milny k liye aain..
Aurton ny us se pucha: Doctor ny kiya kaha?
Khatoon boli: Mujhy AIDs ho gai hai.
Sari Aurten dar ker Allah toba kerti hui wapas apny ghar chali gain..
Khatoon ki Beti ny pucha: Ammi, doctor ny to kaha tha k Aap k gurday Fail ho gaye hen
Magar Aap Aurton ko Aids bata rahi hen, Aisa Q??
?
Khatoon: Ab Me Dekhti hun k Mere Marny k Baad
Tumhary Baap se Kon Shadi Kery ga...;-p:-D
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Tareef
Bivi: Dekho me 58 saal ki ho gai hun lekin
Tumhara ek Dost Meri Tareef kerta hai.
Shoher: Munna Bhai ho ga?
Bivi: Haan wohi, Tumhen kese maloom hua?
?
Shoher:
Wo Kabariya Hai...:-)
By:
Maha Abro
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Bivi ki Dhamki
Bivi Aksar Apny Shoher ko ye Dhamki deti thi k
"Me to Bachon ki Waja se Ruki hui hun, Warna Kab ki Tumhen Chor ker chali jati"
Shadi k 25 Saal Baad bhi ye Dhamki sun ker Shoher bola:
"Dekho Sab Bachon ki Shadi ho gai hai, Ab to Apna Jany ka Wada Pura ker lo"
Bivi Muskuraty huwe boli:
"Me Zara Apny Potay ki Shadi ti Dekh lun"..;-p:)
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Ambulance
Ek Lady ny Emergency Ambulance ko Phone kiya..
Operator: Yes Plz.
Lady: Mere Paaun ki Ungli Chaai ki Maiz se Takra gai hai.
Operator Hansty huwe: Is k liye Aap Ambulance mangwana chahti hen?
Lady: Nahi Ambulance to Mere Shoher k liye hai,
Usay Hansna nahi chahiye tha...;-p:-D
Operator: Kiyaaa!!..;-0
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Walk Per Chalo Gi
Shoher: Kiya Aaj Tum Mere sath Walk pe chalo gi?
Bivi: Tum kehna kiya chahty ho k Me Moti ho gai hun?
Shoher: Theek hai to Mat chalo.
Bivi: Tum kehna kiya chahty ho k Me Lazy hun?
Shoher: Uff, Ghussa Q kerti ho?
Bivi: Tumhara Matlab hai k Me Hamesha Jhagra kerti hun?
Shoher: Me ny Aisa to nahi kaha.
Bivi: Acha to kiya Me Jhooti hun?
Shoher: OK Baba, Me Akela hi Chala jata hun.
Bivi: Pehly Mujhy batao k Tum Akele Q Jana chahty ho??...;-p:-)
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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