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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Ek Pregnant Lady Nujoomi K Pass
    Ek Pregnant Lady Nujoomi K Pass Gai.

    Nujoomi: Bachy Ki Pedaaish K Waqt Uska Baap Mar Jaye Ga.

    Pregnant Lady: Thank God!
    My Husband is Safe..:-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Cost To Get Married
    A little Kid asks His Dad:
    "Dad, How much does
    it cost to Get Married?"

    Father:
    "No idea,
    ,
    ,
    I Am still Paying for It"...;-(


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Bhains Ka Dhoodh
    Husband:
    Begam, Aaj Aisi Chaai Banao
    jisy Pi ker Me Nachny Lagun,
    Jhumny Lag Jaun,
    Mast Ho Jaun.

    Wife:
    Aray Hamary Ghar Bhains Ka Dhoodh Ata Hai,
    Nagin Ka Nahi...;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • What’s Hypnotism
    Husband: What’s Hypnotism?

    Wife: Kisi ko apne Bas Me
    kar K us se Man chaha kaam
    karwana.

    Husband: Arey nahi isey to Shaadi
    kehte Hen...;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Its A Computer
    Wife: Dear, This Computer is not Working
    as per My Command.
    .
    .
    .
    Husband:
    "Exactly Darling! Its a Computer,
    Not a Husband...;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Titanic
    Maa: Tum Pura Saal Nahi Parhty aur
    Exam Atay hi Kitabon me Lag Jaty ho.

    Beta: Lehron Ka Sukoon Sabhi ko Pasand Hai Lekin
    Tofanon me Kashti Nikalny Ka Maza Hi Kuch Aur Hai.

    Maa: "Kaminay,
    Idhar Aa, Tujhy Me Bataun,
    TITANIC K Driver"...;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Bewafai
    Minister to Wife: Sach sach batao,
    kitni bar Hum se Bewafai ki hai ?

    WIFE: 3 Baar

    MINISTER: kab kab?

    Wife: Jab aapka heart ka operation hua tha
    To Doctor ke Paas gayi thi,

    Phir jab aap Jail me band hue to Judge k paas gayi thi,

    Minister: Aur kab?

    Wife: Jab aapko sarkar banani thi
    Aur aap ke Paas 10 MLAs kam the..;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Waiting Game
    My Wife and I took out life-insurance Policies on each other.
    .
    .
    .
    So Now it's Just a Waiting Game...;-p:)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Any Chance
    Man Receives Telegram:
    "Wife dead. Should be buried or cremated?"


    Man: Don't take any Chances.
    Burn the body and bury the ash..;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Kamina Mobile
    Maa Adhi Raat Ko Achanak Apny Bete k Kamray Me Pohnchi to
    Usay Phone Per Baat Kerty Huwe Dekh Ker Boli:

    "Beta, Petrol Bohat Sasta Ho Gaya Hai."

    Beta Pareshan Ho ker: To Phir?

    Maa: Petrol Chirak Ker Tere Is Kaminy Mobile ko
    Aag Laga Dungi,
    Chup Ker K So Ja Ab"...;-p:)

    GooD Night


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
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